No Happy Endings Here
HIGH Finding a machinegun just before I ran into an armor-clad behemoth.
LOW Finding out the hard way that it’s possible to drown!
WTF Is that a speaker growing out of a mound of flesh?
The Last Stand: Aftermath Review
Tag: Zombie
Back 4 Blood Review
Left 4 Dead 4 Today
HIGH Tailored playstyles via the mix-and-match card system.
LOW Difficulty levels are either too easy or too hard.
WTF Why’d we have to wait more than a decade?
World War Z: Aftermath Review
Fighting To The Ends Of The Earth
HIGH Tearing down a literal tower of zombies with a flamethrower.
LOW Getting rat-locked.
WTF I freeze when away from a heater for 90 seconds, but zombies in T-shirts are fine?
Wanna Survive Review
Barely Hanging On
HIGH Streamlined design, cute graphics, solid premise.
LOW The Highway.
WTF Infinitely spawning zombies? Come on.
Onee Chanbara Origin Review
It’s no School Girl/Zombie Hunter.
HIGH Death Bear!
LOW The Clone fight drags on and on.
WTF Is that Audrey II?
DayZ Review
Zombies For Days
HIGH Meeting up with my buds to look at a tent.
LOW Forgetting which teddy I put the matches in.
WTF “I think my thing is cannibalism, guys.”
Resident Evil 3 Review
Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?
HIGH That’s a way more satisfying final boss fight than the original.
LOW Groups of more than two zombies can stun-lock like mad.
WTF I’m sad that the giant worm boss didn’t make the cut.
Dead Age Review
Dead Boring
HIGH Detailed camp management.
LOW Lack of interactive elements.
WTF Zombies don’t notice anything?
The Final Station: The Only Traitor Review
Who Was Saved?
HIGH Finding the point where the stories dovetail.
LOW Running out of health packs in a no-passenger run.
WTF Seriously, what is going on with these flashbacks? I demand a book!
Saw II: Flesh and Blood Review
I Want to Play a Game. A Professor Layton Game.
HIGH The opening sequence effectively captures the spirit of the films.
LOW Why am I killing people with Nailbats? This isn't Condemned 3.
WTF There is glass on the floor. The dead people have shoes. I can't take them because…?
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