Gardening by magic
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HIGH Farming and crafting for days
LOW Repeating the same processes for story progression
WTF How do these teenagers and children keep saving the world?
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HIGH Farming and crafting for days
LOW Repeating the same processes for story progression
WTF How do these teenagers and children keep saving the world?
HIGH Spending more time with a great cast of characters.
LOW Finding and breaking hidden platforms to unlock side stories.
WTF The amount of jiggle on that granny.
HIGH Blasting enemies in the back with a shotgun to initiate encounters.
LOW Missable, unposted sidequests. Nggggh.
WTF Is BLADE the least interesting card game ever devised? Quite possibly.
HIGH When the school transforms in the late chapters.
LOW "Now Loading" okay so can I "Now Loading" but I just want to "Now Loading"
WTF What is the weird obsession with peeing?
HIGH Sledgehammers, zombies, lasers and super moves, all in one combo.
LOW The story modes are nonsensical—and from a game featuring visual novel characters?
WTF 'In this world full of quasi-hexagonal pedestals…'
HIGH Punching a Godzilla right in its stupid face.
LOW Seriously, how can spiders fire webs through buildings?
WTF "Bombs, burning and lasers don't work… maybe try punching them?"
HIGH EDF! EDF! EDF! EDF!
LOW Aiming weapons in midair with the Pale Wing
WTF The Pale Wing's movement on the ground
HIGH The new movesets and animations are great.
LOW The enemy AI is way too aggressive.
WTF Why does this seem so sparse compared to what the Vita got?
HIGH Hanzo's reactions to perfect meals are way over the top.
LOW Good god, the music sucks.
WTF Half the characters are held back as DLC.
HIGH Fully grokking the combat's nuances after a few go-rounds.
LOW Getting corner-trapped into enemy combos. Also, blocking is useless.
WTF Why do so many girls wear band-aids over their nipples?
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