Feed It Into The Chipper
HIGH A lush soundtrack.
LOW Falling into a deathtrap I couldn’t see.
WTF Is that lava? Why isn’t it giving off light during the dark segments?
Mable And The Wood Review
Tag: Xbox One
For The King Review
All Hail
HIGH That first patch.
LOW With friends like these…
WTF I need to pollute the seas to save me from a kraken?
RAD Review
Contaminated
HIGH Charm and color abound.
LOW That death didn’t feel like my fault.
WTF I don’t trust a man that looks like Kylo Ren and weaponizes children.
The Church In The Darkness Review
So Much For The Tolerant Left
HIGH Being inspired to research Jonestown.
LOW Killing sixty people.
WTF Recording a different song for each ending.
RICO Review
Nice Boom
HIGH Slow-motion death .
LOW That look sensitivity is a little… off.
WTF I’m not sure how seriously I should be taking the premise.
Crackdown 3 Review
Orbs, Innit
HIGH It’s more or less free.
LOW Yet it’s still barely worth playing.
WTF The complete under-utilization of Terry Crews.
Overcooked! 2 Review
The Sweet Smell Of Success
HIGH Running over ‘Unbread’ in the overworld.
LOW Occasional Lag.
WTF The multi-stage levels.
Wargroove Review
A Familiar Tune
HIGH All the things added to the Advance Wars formula.
LOW Act 3 Mission 3.
WTF I never saw the AI use a wagon once.
Override: Mech City Brawl Review
Brawling My Eyes Out
HIGH A Godzilla game that isn’t bad.
LOW There are legacy issues.
WTF That single player campaign.
Ashen Review
Dim Souls
HIGH Watching vagrants drift into my town and make it their home.
LOW The Seat of the Matriarch and the final boss are both terrible, terrible experiences.
WTF Dude, where’s my companion?
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