Finally

HIGH Playing in VR.
LOW Not playing in VR.
WTF How did it take EA so long to do something cool with this franchise?
HIGH Playing in VR.
LOW Not playing in VR.
WTF How did it take EA so long to do something cool with this franchise?
HIGH Crossing a room in seconds with a few perfect swings.
LOW The underwater bits.
WTF Why is this not attempted more often?
HIGH It looks great.
LOW It’s dark, confusing and boring.
WTF Did they just pull a guy off the street and ask him to do voiceovers?
HIGH Harvesting spinal fluid.
LOW Repetition severely dampens the scares.
WTF An enemy type straight out of Left 4 Dead.
HIGH The melee combat.
LOW General jankiness, especially when it comes to the sound.
WTF Dirty bandages have no negative effects…?
HIGH Jeff.
LOW The hacking minigames can be a little irritating.
WTF The, uh, “fuel” for the med stations.
HIGH Throwing the ball with what always feels like perfect aim.
LOW Some clumsy platforming.
WTF Those giant armadillo things that chase after the ball.
HIGH The high-speed ice cave chase.
LOW Seriously, who has four DS controllers?
WTF Wait, how does that crown fit both a pig and a whale?
HIGH Chaining wallruns to kill a room full of gunmen in super slo-mo.
LOW The game crashes all the time.
WTF Headshots keep the head in place while the bodies go flying.
HIGH Freezing a flock of sheep and launching them into
the abyss.
LOW Having all of my progress eliminated by glitches.
WTF Walls are people, too!
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