This is a transcript excerpt covering the score awarded to Saints Row (2022) on the So Videogames podcast, episode 300: Kids In A Pit.
Tag: Volition
Saints Row: The Third Remastered
The Third Is The Word

HIGH “Power” by Kanye West is the best superhero theme music.
LOW The treatment of women.
WTF I would exceed this review’s word limit listing all the WTFs here.
Maneater Review
Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hand

HIGH I’m a freakin’ shark!
LOW That framerate.
WTF The story was… deeper… than expected
Agents Of Mayhem Review
Saints Row IV: Re-Elected Review
Fourth and F It

HIGH The Gat loyalty mission.
LOW Holding down the power button on my PS4 for ten seconds and hoping the crash hadn't screwed up the hard drive permanently.
WTF There are a lot of different Shaundis in this game…
Saints Row IV Third Opinion
In the minority
HIGH Nearly everything unpleasant about The Third is fixed here.
LOW Steelport is still hella gross to look at.
WTF The ending features a scene so hideous I thought I'd gotten the bad ending.
Saints Row IV: How The Saints Save Christmas Review
Gettin' yo' ass on the nice list
HIGH THe film ‘A Christmas Story' gets much love.
LOW Clawz should have been more developed.
WTF Kinzie? Is that you?!?
Saints Row 4: Enter The Dominatrix Review
Everybody Walk The Dinosaur
HIGH The ‘deleted scenes’ premise and the stellar ending.
LOW The gameplay in the missions is kinda lame.
WTF The whole thing.
While the Saints Row franchise has always been irreverent and over-the-top, those who only see it as crazy are selling the series (and its developers) short.
Saints Row IV Second Opinion
Johnny Get Your Gat
HIGH "Asha, that lightbulb has a family."
LOW The disappointing "sidequests" are just groups of area-control events you would probably do yourself anyway.
WTF How do you get a simple concept like TK mayhem so wrong?
Saints Row IV Review
Mulligan!
HIGH "Paula Abdul is my spirit animal."
LOW Frequent low-level glitches and technical weirdness.
WTF Seriously Volition… still no booty slider in character creation?
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