HIGH Surviving long enough to witness a galactic empire rise to glory… or infamy.
LOW Having my empire absorbed repeatedly by mid-game.
WTF The xenophobic AI humans hated me while I was playing as human.
HIGH Swinging as high as I could with Calvin.
LOW Hunting those poor rabbits.
WTF Flopping through a forest as a shark out of water.
HIGH The music is too good for this game.
LOW Falling to my death due to imprecise platforming.
WTF Of course the only NPC is a woman wearing a skin-tight cut-off tank and shorts.
HIGH Hilarious background NPC dialogue.
LOW Episode 4’s first Escalation Mode mission is HARD.
WTF Agent 47 is too stylish to be caught pairing a brown belt with a black shirt.
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