…And Still Falling

HIGH Best Trials tutorial ever. Thanks, Fatshady!
LOW Having a perfect run on a balls-hard
track ruined by a framerate hiccup.
WTF Grinding for experience???
HIGH Best Trials tutorial ever. Thanks, Fatshady!
LOW Having a perfect run on a balls-hard
track ruined by a framerate hiccup.
WTF Grinding for experience???
I know it’s reductive to not think of the Trials series as ‘real games’, but the complete lack of a story or context for the stunts and timed runs has always left me cold, despite how much I’ve loved the super-tight gameplay. So, it’s possible that I was unusually well-primed to find Steel Rats a delight since it takes the core concept of Trials – stunt biking through crumbling urban spaces – and adds gunplay, robot invaders, and what can be best described as ‘bike-fu’. The combination is a glorious one.
HIGH Super-surreal and trippy to the extreme.
LOW That unicorn really wants to do backflips.
WTF What's the deal with the penguins? Did they kill the squirrels?
HIGH The Pit Viper is the best Trials bike ever.
LOW Adding tricks was a bad idea that's badly done.
WTF The "Baggie"?
HIGH More Trials!
LOW The second-to-last Extreme track broke my spirit.
WTF Why does the whole thing skew towards a higher difficulty?
I've been asked a few times if I will be getting a Wii U, and what my plans are in regard to the system. Basically, my plans are… I have no immediate plans. Nintendo will not be sending review hardware to GameCritics (they never send us anything!) and discretionary spending on a new console is on hold right now. Apart from that, I've looked at the release list and as far as I'm concerned, there's nothing to get excited about.
HIGH More Trials!
LOW Some of the Extreme tracks can induce ulcers.
WTF The mechanics of the wingman minigame don't make sense.
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