Streamlined Souls
HIGH Great setting, neat concept, innovative mechanics. Streamlined.
LOW Fighting the heavy shield enemies is a huge drag.
WTF This prequel was more enjoyable than the full game that came later.
Chronos: Before The Ashes Review
Tag: thq nordic
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated Review
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
Desperados III Review
Posse Up
HIGH Hyper-crunchy team-based tactics. Lesbian cowgirls.
LOW Playing 3/4ths of the boat level without knowing I could swim.
WTF Why can’t I pick up ammo and give it to a teammate?
Darksiders 3 (PS4) Review
A Righteous Fury
HIGH Old-school adventure that isn’t trying to be artsy and emo.
LOW Graphics are behind the times and the engine is shaky.
WTF I totally missed a story-important boss.
Darksiders III Review
Shameless. And that’s fine.
HIGH Landing a jump back/spear charge combo over and over
LOW The healing item doesn’t refill at checkpoints
WTF The absurd logic behind the second half of the Lust battle
Red Faction Guerrilla: Re-Mars-Tered Review
Ghosts of Mars
HIGH Revisiting a classic
LOW Optimization problems
WTF Where is my ostrich hammer?
Sine Mora EX Review
Go Back To The Boom
HIGH Scylla and Charybdis.
LOW The flying Maze boss.
WTF Is that a giant robot mosquito?
Rad Rodgers Review
Sometimes Nostalgia Isn’t Enough
HIGH Unleashing the laser cannon on unsuspecting foes.
LOW The boomerang boss’s many one-hit-kill attacks.
WTF There are spiky death floors that look almost exactly like safe floors.
ELEX Review
HIGH Damn, that’s a good sequel hook…
LOW Trying to hit anything further than twenty feet away with a bow.
WTF Is there seriously not a character sheet? I have no idea how much health I have.
Battle Chasers: Nightwar Review
Tiny Tanking
High: It’s a turn-based RPG that respects a player’s time.
Low: Long load times and crashing issues.
WTF: What do you mean I’m not interesting enough to talk to you, merchant?!
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