Inheriting The Big Questions
HIGH “Why are you even here?”
LOW Muddling through unclear clues.
WTF Are you sure this basket came out of a pot? Because it’s obviously woven.
Atelier Lulua: The Scion Of Arland Review
Tag: Tecmo Koei
Nobunaga’s Ambition: Taishi Review
A Singular Ambition
HIGH A fascinating blend of strategy and history rare for console gaming.
LOW The real-time tactical combat is often slow and laborious.
WTF Why are some of the most helpful menus tucked behind DS4 touchpad presses?
Dynasty Warriors 9 Review
Dynasty Warriors Goes Open-World! But Should It?
HIGH The fate of the monstrous Lu Bu.
LOW Watching the framerate chug every time I get into large-scale battle.
WTF “It’s just an eye.”
Blue Reflection Review
The Smile Is Mightier Than The Sword
HIGH The bosses, who appear to have been pulled out of a From Software game.
LOW Trying to puzzle out how the ‘ugly bear doll’ sidequest worked.
WTF Yay! My pocket monster grew up to be prime minister of the monster cave!
Toukiden 2 Review
Slayin’ Alive
HIGH Locking a boss in place and shredding it to bits with the chain whip.
LOW The awkward approach to multiplayer remains largely unchanged.
WTF Double amnesia? At least they poke fun at it…
Dynasty Warriors: Godseekers Review
Seeking God, Because It Needs The Help
HIGH A good translation of Dynasty Warriors into a turn-based strategy game.
LOW The good translation also brings the bad parts of Dynasty Warriors.
WTF If there’s going to be touch control support, do it right!
Nights of Azure Review
Time for bed?
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are exceptional.
LOW The gameplay, storyline and translation aren’t.
WTF ‘Where’s the next turd?!‘
Samurai Warriors 4: Empires Review
Who warmed these sandals?
HIGH Watching my created character going rampant with Saika's rifle.
LOW Plodding through the protracted endgame of a custom campaign.
WTF That random, spontaneous marriage.
Arslan: The Warriors Of Legend Review
This! Is! Pars!
HIGH Surprisingly enough for a Warriors game, the story…
LOW …that ends halfway through.
WTF A naïve young prince with a kill count in the tens of thousands?!
Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires Review
Its reach exceeds its grasp
HIGH The thrill of watching the kill-count rack up over a thousand.
LOW Roaming endlessly through nondescript maps and menus.
WTF Picking off enemies running alongside you… to nowhere.
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