The Ball Is My Friend
HIGH A great tutorial.
LOW A long-winded story.
WTF 6’8” and 250 lbs. is not a middle schooler.
Tsubasa: Rise Of New Champions Review
Tag: Tamsoft
School Girl/Zombie Hunter Review
‘Nuff Said
HIGH Dismemberment weapons.
LOW Auto-aim weapons frequently target enemies on the other side of floors or ceilings.
WTF “Kawaii” is translated as “Adorbs”. This is a gamechanger.
Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash Review
Are You Sure This Counts As Training?
HIGH In this game, Hikage raps. Enough said.
LOW The super-low rare card drop rates.
WTF The craziest final boss fight in a series known for them.
Senran Kagura: Estival Versus Review (PC)
Beaches And Peaches
HIGH A certain moment about a certain rice dish…
LOW Getting stun-locked by random goon ninjas.
WTF Um… Where to start?
Hyperdimension Neptunia U: Action Unleashed! Review
Action? More Like Buggy Snoozefest Unleashed
HIGH Letting Blanc unleash hell with her huge hammer in goddess form.
LOW My copy crashing every 20-40 minutes.
WTF "Adults could get arrested just for looking at us."
Senran Kagura 2: Deep Crimson Review
Backstepping
HIGH The new movesets and animations are great.
LOW The enemy AI is way too aggressive.
WTF Why does this seem so sparse compared to what the Vita got?
Onechanbara Z2: Chaos Review
Samurai Bikini Zombiepocalypse
HIGH Kagura oneesan! Daisuki! Wai! Wai!
LOW The campaign is, like, five hours long.
WTF The absurd jump in quality over earlier games in the series.
Senran Kagura Burst Review
The boob jokes just write themselves
HIGH Look at that hit counter go!
LOW Try playing this game in public
WTF I've never met any girls this interested in one another's boobs
OneChanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad Review
Zombies, bikinis and swords, oh my!
HIGH Going into "Rampage" mode and unleashing a serious can of whoop-ass on a horde of zombies while watching their blood and limbs splatter across the screen.
LOW Wasting too much time trying to execute a "Cool" 12-hit combo before realizing it's insanely impossible for gamers without super-human timing skills.
WTF Where does Aya find the time to wax between all the zombie slaying?
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