HIGH Taking revenge on that scoundrel, Brady Culture.
LOW Getting stuck on a puzzle I was sure I remembered correctly.
WTF Even 14 years later, I still don’t get most of the pop references.
HIGH Matches are quick and perfect for pickup-and-play.
LOW No online mode or bots for single players.
WTF Pressing start can pause the main menu screen.
HIGH Calling 911 on the phone right away.
LOW Trying to click a button a hundred times and failing miserably.
WTF Forgetting the password to unlock the smartphone.
HIGH A refreshingly tactile presentation of action at the pool table.
LOW Sparse tutorialization, thin sound design, uninteresting career modes.
WTF Why aren’t players allowed to lag for the right to break first?
HIGH Getting my first A.
LOW Getting my first F.
WTF Please play with a stylus. Trust me.
HIGH Everything.
LOW How long it took me to figure out how to deal with black shields.
WTF Why aren’t more roguelike fans talking about this one?
HIGH Quick races and co-op career modes.
LOW Too much padding to extend the game’s length.
WTF Mini mode for a mini racer seems excessive.
HIGH Coming back from a grueling mission and seeing home base.
LOW Losing a ship and all the crew.
WTF Why do I not keep my lower-grade purchases?
HIGH Lighting-fast runs. Innovative design.
LOW It’s hard as hell. Luck plays too big a role.
WTF Why are there so many explodey monsters?
HIGH Classic turn-based tactical gameplay.
LOW Weak Story.
WTF French people speaking Chinese.
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