Yojimbloated
HIGH Chaining counterattacks between multiple enemies.
LOW The near-endless grind.
WTF How are skeletons bleeding this much?!
Katana Kami: A Way Of The Samurai Story Review
Tag: Switch
Jet Kave Adventure Review
Prehysterically Awful
HIGH The first boss fight is kind of okay!
LOW The jumping is awful, and it’s a platformer.
WTF I suspect that zero people playtested the rocket-pack sequence.
Draw Chilly Review
I Have No Idea What The Title Means
HIGH Insanely strange and unpredictable in
all the best ways.
LOW Watching your crewmembers brainlessly
fall off the elevator’s edge.
WTF Is that… The leader of North Korea?
Black Future ’88 Review
Neon And Blood
HIGH Fast-paced action, fantastic selection of weapons.
LOW Lackluster ending.
WTF Just… the whole plot, really.
Pokemon Sword and Shield Review
Not Quite The Very Best, Like No One Ever Was
HIGH The new art style and emphasis on the Gym Challenges.
LOW How often the it says “Let the adults take care of things”
WTF Opal being a spiteful old hag.
Straimium Immortaly Review
Flying Blind
HIGH Equipping the duck head.
LOW Getting powerups and having no idea what they do.
WTF What is the deal with the writing?
AI: The Somnium Files Review
Burned Into My Memory
High It’s a unique take on visual novel storytelling.
Low Significant amounts of oversexualization.
WTF 90% of the male characters are constantly horny.
Zombie Driver: Immortal Edition
Hell On Wheels
HIGH Glorious zombie carnage.
LOW One can only run over zombies so many times and not be bored.
WTF Why is all in-game dialogue unskippable?!
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
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