Burned Into My Memory
High It’s a unique take on visual novel storytelling.
Low Significant amounts of oversexualization.
WTF 90% of the male characters are constantly horny.
AI: The Somnium Files Review
Tag: Switch
Zombie Driver: Immortal Edition
Hell On Wheels
HIGH Glorious zombie carnage.
LOW One can only run over zombies so many times and not be bored.
WTF Why is all in-game dialogue unskippable?!
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
Wilmot’s Warehouse Review
Fulfillment Center
HIGH A brilliant concept and a charming aesthetic.
LOW Not much in the way of “traditional” puzzles.
WTF Not sure how to feel about organizing things as entertainment
Blasphemous Review
Sin And Punishment
HIGH Capirotes.
LOW Too much insta-death platforming.
WTF Literally any cutscene out of context.
Forager Review
Ono Kine Grind
HIGH Makes busywork engaging and addicting.
LOW The time and materials required to finish are way too much.
WTF How long it took me to find the Royal recipes.
Songbird Symphony Review
A Day At The Opera
HIGH The positive energy provided by the atmosphere.
LOW Puzzles that value patience over creativity.
WTF One of the habitats is being inhabited by dating gurus.
RemiLore: Lost Girl In The Lands Of Lore Review
Have Grimoire, Will Travel
HIGH Satisfying combat, beautiful locations.
LOW Restarting from the beginning of a world when Remi is defeated.
WTF so, it just ends like that?
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