Switch to Unlock
HIGH The voyeuristic thrill of rooting through someone else’s phone… for a good cause!
LOW It never feels as right as it does when played on an actual smartphone.
WTF The infamous “Nintendo Tax” rears its ugly head.
Tag: Switch
This Is Not A Review: Football Manager Touch 2018
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Football Manager Touch 2018, developed by Sports Interactive and published by Sega.
Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles (Switch) Review
Getting There Slowly
HIGH Jumping off a cliff that’s too high.
LOW Oh good, time to cross the map for an important resource again.
WTF From the recipes, it appears that this bread is made from fish oil?
The Darkside Detective Review
Less Is More
HIGH Bite-sized mysteries with a great sense of humor.
LOW Getting stuck in the mall at Christmastime.
WTF Why has this game not been getting more love?
Shelter Generations Review
Stick To The Younger Generation
HIGH Successfully hunting a deer to feed my young.
LOW The lack of obvious story progression.
WTF Wait, I beat the game? Well, okay, I guess?
Penny-Punching Princess Review
Money Makes The World Go ‘Round
High Money used as a resource for fighting is fantastic.
Low Both control schemes the game offers are poor.
WTF Why does everyone in this world have a southern drawl?
The Adventure Pals Review
Good Friends, Good Times
HIGH Sparkles the giraffe.
LOW Level designs feel repetitive.
WTF The Cupcake Cat.
Burly Men At Sea Review
Scurvy Will Be Patched In Later
HIGH Beards
LOW None of the control schemes are particularly good
WTF Stop being so impulsive, Hasty Beard!
Steredenn: Binary Stars Review
Just. One. More. Game.
HIGH The Garbage Collector.
LOW After hours of gameplay, still losing to boss number one.
WTF The Garbage Collector.
Castle Of Heart Review
A Knight In Corroded Armor
HIGH The storybook intro and outro are rather nice.
LOW The controls are atrocious.
WTF A classic-style, side-scrolling platformer that only controls with the analog stick?
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