Honk If You’re Misanthropic
HIGH A dedicated honk button.
LOW An occasionally-nauseating camera.
WTF The logic behind the trick for getting into the pub.
Untitled Goose Game Review
Tag: Stealth
The Church In The Darkness Review
So Much For The Tolerant Left
HIGH Being inspired to research Jonestown.
LOW Killing sixty people.
WTF Recording a different song for each ending.
Assault Spy Review
Anime Espionage Action
HIGH Fast paced combat, humorous situations.
LOW Crummy camera, odd difficulty spikes.
WTF Why is Amelia wearing a domino mask?
The Light Keeps Us Safe Preview
There’s very little dialogue in The Light Keeps Us Safe. At the start of the game, the only speaking role is a woman whispering into the player’s communications device, and she’s only around for a few minutes before she leaves. However, she utters one of the most evocative opening lines I’ve heard recently.
“You are lucky, in a way. You got to hide down there for so long. But now you have to deal with it all alone.”
Remothered: Tormented Fathers Review
Silence Of The Moths
HIGH Holding my breath in real life as a madman saunters past my hiding place.
LOW So, does this glass-throwing scene just not work?
WTF Were there no legal issues with using Jodie Foster’s likeness?
Ghost Of A Tale Review
A Near Mouse-terpiece
HIGH Familiarizing oneself with the intricate layout of the fortress.
LOW Way too many fetch quests.
WTF That’s an ending?!
2Dark Review
Hell Is For Children
HIGH Finally killing that damn girl with the straight razor.
LOW Trying to figure out the inventory system.
WTF The deli menu.
Dishonored 2 Review
Revenge: The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Life’s Problems
GOOD The. Clockwork. Mansion.
BAD How long do I have to wait for the DLC?
WTF Wait, I can skip a level by figuring out a logic problem? Okay, let’s get a pen and paper!
Invisible, Inc. Console Edition Review
Very silent. Somewhat deadly.
HIGH Evading an aggro armored guard by slipping through his blind spot.
LOW Getting to a high-security vault with no way of breaking in.
WTF I’m encumbered by… electronic data?!?
Deus Ex: Mankind Excited
2011’s Deus Ex: Human Revolution is likely my favorite game of its generation. I haven’t been that enamored with a game in a long time, and I’m reasonably sure I’ve played through it (and its Director’s Cut version) roughly 600 times. I might be exaggerating a little there, but just a little.
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