Tim is entranced by Richard’s double life as a dungeon master. Hades is incredible. Dark Forces was incredible. And much, much more. Won’t you join us?
Tag: Star Wars
A Bad Walk, Ruined
HIGH Cutting loose with the Death Ray for the first time.
LOW Just about every minute of it.
WTF You named a heroic character Chivington, of all things?
Richard and Tim return from deep space to find their homeworld a very different place. Along the way they chat about The Witcher 3 and Assassin’s Creed Rogue on Switch, and reminisce about The Longest Journey and Jedi Academy. They also share some spoiler-free opinions about their space pal Jean-Luc Picard’s new venture. Be safe out there everybody!!!
HIGH Force-pushing an obnoxious bounty hunter droid into a bottomless abyss.
LOW On-rails segments where steering is both necessary and pointlessly difficult.
WTF Did we really need zombies in this Star Wars game?
All The Force Puns Were Taken. It’s A Great Videogame.
HIGH Mike was right. Deflecting blaster shots is pretty dope.
LOW Failing that damn Padawan wallrunning test twenty times
WTF Dear EA, Please fire the dolt in marketing who spoiled the coolest reveal in a commercial.
Did you all know that some Star Wars happened? Commander Naik forgot. We chat about that plus the old Indiana Jones adventure games, while also finding time to go through Captian Timmy’s top 10 list for 2019.
The Force Goes Back To Sleep
a blaster bolt back at the guy who fired it.
LOW Cal is the worst.
WTF An actor forgot what accent he was supposed to be doing.
Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?
HIGH A graphical stunner full of eye candy and fan service.
LOW The lack of depth and small selection of environments.
WTF Apparently, the job requirements for Han Solo's voice actor were "Male. Preferably conscious."