Lifeless Game
HIGH The music is too good for this game.
LOW Falling to my death due to imprecise platforming.
WTF Of course the only NPC is a woman wearing a skin-tight cut-off tank and shorts.
HIGH Quietly taking in the alien scenery.
LOW Having to walk on high-tension wires in a spacesuit. How would that even work?
WTF Let's pause a moment for our national anthem!
HIGH Awakening the portals in Ancients.
LOW Traversing the lava region.
WTF Am I really blocking mighty geysers and lava arcs with rocks I'm strong enough to move? Is this seriously happening?
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