It's called Drag-On Dragoon in Japan…
HIGH The Nier team made this!
LOW It's… terrible. Like, all of it.
WTF The dragon is nearly invulnerable and flies, so why is the main character on foot so much?
Tag: Square Enix
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn Review
Do Over!
HIGH The music during the Ultima Weapon fight.
LOW Lag death.
WTF Someone needs to give Square-Enix an intervention for their crystal addiction.
Bravely Default Review
Glossy but Cracked
HIGH The way the game integrates its social aspects into the final boss fight.
LOW The four chapters leading up to that boss fight.
WTF Every time the smooth jazz started up after a special attack.
Thief Second Opinion
Mired in between-gen limbo
HIGH There's satisfaction to be had in completing a mission without being spotted.
LOW Constantly hitting dead ends as I tried to get from point A to point B.
WTF Garrett is a master thief who can climb walls and towers, but he can't jump over a three foot pressure plate?
Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition Review
Not new, but improved.
HIGH Incredible vistas around every corner.
LOW The whole experience feels a little too automated.
WTF The preposterous voice acting of Mathias, the Solarii leader.
Thief Review
Stealing Stuff In Dark Places
HIGH Garrett is flowing, smooth, dark and deadly.
LOW Too many illogical, immersion-shattering instances of weirdness.
WTF Where the hell does Garrett carry all the stuff he swipes?!?
Deus Ex: Human Revolution – Director’s Cut Review
Better Than Human
HIGH This is the best version of Human Revolution available.
LOW SmartGlass features on Xbox 360 are completely broken.
WTF Occasional drastic pop-in that didn't exist in the original.
Lightning Returns: Final Fantasy XIII Review
All dressed up with no interesting place to go
HIGH The combat system and outfit switching are mostly great.
LOW Fetchquests and item hunts make up the bulk of playtime.
WTF Who approved all these tedious quests?
Hitman HD Trilogy Review
The Path of Blood
HIGH HD Traditions of the Trade.
LOW Trying to sneak up on someone in Silent Assassin.
WTF Aaaaaah! G-g-g-g-ghost!
Tomb Raider Review
Missing Treasure
HIGH Climbing the Queen's sanctum as it shatters in a storm.
LOW Spending 20 minutes trying to glitch my way past a showstopping bug.
WTF "I hate tombs."
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