Screwing around on an epic scale
HIGH Grappling hook + parachute + wingsuit = awesome
LOW The game design is identical to what it was five years ago.
WTF Fast travel in a world this huge is… a limited resource?
HIGH Grappling hook + parachute + wingsuit = awesome
LOW The game design is identical to what it was five years ago.
WTF Fast travel in a world this huge is… a limited resource?
HIGH Coming across an ingenious puzzle…
LOW …and then hearing Lara blurt out the solution.
WTF Buying timed exclusivity and then releasing it the same day as Fallout 4.
HIGH That soundtrack!
LOW Hitting level-locked story beats and having to grind for hours to continue with the game.
WTF The writing in an online MMO is significantly more accomplished than in the entire FFXIII series.
HIGH It comes with a demo for Final Fantasy XV…
LOW Listening to another FF filled with nonsensical gibberish like "l'Cie"
WTF Why are we still in the Final Fantasy XIII
HIGH: Rewind feature adds depth to choice making, lovely art style
LOW: Minor audio issues, gameplay is a bit flat
WTF: The random Ferris Bueller's Day Off reference
HIGH Killing Jiang Shi by attaching spells to their heads.
LOW Losing five hours of progress to a glitchy save file.
WTF There's an achievement for beating someone up with a fish.
High: Tapping and sliding along to favorite Final Fantasy songs
Low: The story is as weak as wet tissue paper
WTF: Why are the character models so creepy?
HIGH Being a ghost who mostly observes is… pretty cool, actually!
LOW The dialogue after the museum felt bizarrely out of character.
WTF Why are so many people trying to hook up in the graveyard?
HIGH The new, more expressive character models.
LOW Jumping through ridiculous hoops for 100% completion.
WTF The new quick recovery feature pauses the game everywhere except the Thunder Plains in FFX.
HIGH The Nier team made this!
LOW It's… terrible. Like, all of it.
WTF The dragon is nearly invulnerable and flies, so why is the main character on foot so much?
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