No Real Reason
HIGH The destruction wrought by the new weather effects.
LOW The lack of commitment to said weather effects.
WTF The grapple upgrades, which have zero practical use.
Tag: Square Enix
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age Review
Come For The Puff-Puff…
HIGH It’s absolutely jam-packed with quality content.
LOW The linear approach to discovering and making progress throughout the world.
WTF Least romantic marriage ever? Least romantic marriage ever.
Forgotton Anne Review
Anime Object Oppression 
HIGH It plays like a Ghibli movie.
LOW Every time Anne needs to jump.
WTF Seriously, this platforming is the worst.
Secret of Mana Review
Now With More Accordion
HIGH The option to switch back to the original soundtrack.
LOW The fact that said option was necessary.
WTF So we get this game, but still no Seiken Densetsu 3 localization?
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 + 2.5 ReMix Review
Keep it Simple (and Clean), Stupid
HIGH Huge amounts of content, all the most essential Kingdom Hearts material.
LOW Nothing that hasn’t been seen before.
WTF Needing three wikis and a Google doc just to keep track of the plot.
Nier: Automata Review
Robo-Emo-Repeat
HIGH 2B and 9S are likeable characters.
LOW The game is at least twice as long as it should be.
WTF Accidentally getting joke ending H.
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue Review
Another Remaster With A Weirdly-Long Name
HIGH Get a taste of the engine that will be used in Kingdom Hearts III.
LOW It’s not exactly newcomer friendly.
WTF Now … just where exactly is Kingdom Hearts III?
Hitman: Situs Inversus Review
A Killer Ending
HIGH Clever assassination options.
LOW Season Finale = No more Hitman episodes for a while.
WTF Unlocking a ninja costume, complete with a katana.
World Of Final Fantasy Review
Unleash The Chibi Amnesiacs!
HIGH Hee hee hee! Look at Rikku’s chubby little face! Ha ha!
LOW So… many… random… encounters.
WTF What the honk? Really?
Dragon Quest Builders Review
It Takes a Village
HIGH Any of the overwhelming boss fights against huge foes.
LOW A glitch that left me unable to drop the person I was carrying.
WTF No, I’m the idiot for not realizing I was supposed to make a battleaxe at the loom.
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