Tag: Square Enix

Secret of Mana Review

Now With More Accordion

HIGH The option to switch back to the original soundtrack.

LOW The fact that said option was necessary.

WTF So we get this game, but still no Seiken Densetsu 3 localization?


Dragon Quest Builders Review

It Takes a Village

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HIGH Any of the overwhelming boss fights against huge foes.

LOW A glitch that left me unable to drop the person I was carrying.

WTF No, I’m the idiot for not realizing I was supposed to make a battleaxe at the loom.


Hitman: Club 27 Review

Dead and breakfast

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HIGH Hilarious background NPC dialogue.

LOW Episode 4’s first Escalation Mode mission is HARD.

WTF Agent 47 is too stylish to be caught pairing a brown belt with a black shirt.