Heartbroken
HIGH Beautiful visuals from the entire series.
LOW There’s no meat to the story.
WTF The Frozen song.
Kingdom Hearts: Melody of Memory Review
Tag: Square Enix
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles Remastered Review
Aren’t There Better Things To Remaster, Kupo?
HIGH A bright, cheerful presentation that defined “chibi” Final Fantasy.
LOW Completely missing the only thing that made the original cool in the first place.
WTF The proper usage and inflection of the word “Kupo”
Final Fantasy VII Remake Review
One-Sixth Of A Winged Angel
HIGH A standard-shattering audiovisual spectacle.
LOW They somehow made Barrett worse.
WTF The entire project, conceptually.
So… Videogames! Ep. 170 – Carlos Is Not making Sense
Kingdom Hearts III Second Opinion
Successful Saga Surcease
HIGH Tom Hanks’ brother voices Woody.
LOW Maybe 20% of people who play will get the satisfaction that I did.
WTF Kingdom Hearts.
Kingdom Hearts III Review
Journey’s End
HIGH Going to new worlds instead of rehashing old ones… again.
LOW Expecting someone to play every game to get the plot.
WTF Did we really need Let It Go in its entirety?
Sorting Through The Madness: A Kingdom Hearts Retrospective Part 1
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Join Jarrod Johnston, a newcomer to Kingdom Hearts, as he plays through ALL of the games in preparation for the release of Kingdom Hearts III!
Just Cause 4 Review
No Real Reason
HIGH The destruction wrought by the new weather effects.
LOW The lack of commitment to said weather effects.
WTF The grapple upgrades, which have zero practical use.
Dragon Quest XI: Echoes Of An Elusive Age Review
Come For The Puff-Puff…
HIGH It’s absolutely jam-packed with quality content.
LOW The linear approach to discovering and making progress throughout the world.
WTF Least romantic marriage ever? Least romantic marriage ever.
Forgotton Anne Review
Anime Object Oppression 
HIGH It plays like a Ghibli movie.
LOW Every time Anne needs to jump.
WTF Seriously, this platforming is the worst.
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