Keep it Simple (and Clean), Stupid
HIGH Huge amounts of content, all the most essential Kingdom Hearts material.
LOW Nothing that hasn’t been seen before.
WTF Needing three wikis and a Google doc just to keep track of the plot.
Tag: Square Enix
Nier: Automata Review
Robo-Emo-Repeat
HIGH 2B and 9S are likeable characters.
LOW The game is at least twice as long as it should be.
WTF Accidentally getting joke ending H.
Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue Review
Another Remaster With A Weirdly-Long Name
HIGH Get a taste of the engine that will be used in Kingdom Hearts III.
LOW It’s not exactly newcomer friendly.
WTF Now … just where exactly is Kingdom Hearts III?
Hitman: Situs Inversus Review
A Killer Ending
HIGH Clever assassination options.
LOW Season Finale = No more Hitman episodes for a while.
WTF Unlocking a ninja costume, complete with a katana.
World Of Final Fantasy Review
Unleash The Chibi Amnesiacs!
HIGH Hee hee hee! Look at Rikku’s chubby little face! Ha ha!
LOW So… many… random… encounters.
WTF What the honk? Really?
Dragon Quest Builders Review
It Takes a Village
HIGH Any of the overwhelming boss fights against huge foes.
LOW A glitch that left me unable to drop the person I was carrying.
WTF No, I’m the idiot for not realizing I was supposed to make a battleaxe at the loom.
Hitman: Club 27 Review
Dead and breakfast
HIGH Hilarious background NPC dialogue.
LOW Episode 4’s first Escalation Mode mission is HARD.
WTF Agent 47 is too stylish to be caught pairing a brown belt with a black shirt.
GameCritics.com Podcast Episode 155: Mankind United: An Intimate Evening with Richard and Corey
Hitman Summer Bonus Episode Review
Dessert Before Dinner
HIGH The bonus missions aren’t just thrown together.
LOW Meager and boring gear rewards.
WTF Blocking off 70 percent of Sapienza for a mission.
I Am Setsuna Review
Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
HIGH: It feels just like the JRPG classics of old.
LOW: It feels JUST like the JRPG classics of old.
WTF: After 30 hours I still don’t know how some things work.
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