Bare Boned
HIGH Getting the pistol.
LOW The ball machine not breaking the church window.
WTF So after the focus on downspouts I’m going to use a rope?
Willy Morgan And The Curse Of Bone Town Review
Tag: Sparky Clarkson
Paws And Soul Review
Pawsed in Purgatory
HIGH The first time I ran around charged up with orbs.
LOW The abrupt and pointless ending.
WTF What does this French girl have to do with anything?
The Procession To Calvary Review
That Is A Pretty Big Key
HIGH Winning the necklace, and its immediate aftermath.
LOW The pearl puzzle is a bit too obscure.
WTF Wait, getting rich and being waited on by cherubs isn’t winning?
Journey To The Savage Planet Review
I’m Not Buying It
HIGH Getting the double jump and realizing there’s a triple jump available.
LOW There’s no map.
WTF There’s no map!?
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Third Opinion
Force Souls
HIGH Force-pushing an obnoxious bounty hunter droid into a bottomless abyss.
LOW On-rails segments where steering is both necessary and pointlessly difficult.
WTF Did we really need zombies in this Star Wars game?
Digimon Story: Cyber Sleuth Complete
Sheesh… Rookies
HIGH Finally getting one of the di-digivolutions (no that’s not misspelled) to work.
LOW The Bancho Leomon boss fight, which features an attack that instantly kills 2/3 party
members… repeatedly.
WTF One boss consumes a character, who then appears on the boss wearing a ball gag. It’s for kids!
The Alliance Alive HD Remastered
Second Time Ain’t The Charm
HIGH Robbins’ dialogue.
LOW The Crystal Realm, awkwardly structured and burdened with a bad dungeon.
WTF More than once, a character meets new people and immediately commits treason on their behalf.
Arise: A Simple Story Review
Maybe Too Simple?
HIGH Soaring around the fountain in “Romance”.
LOW Being repeatedly led to my death by the little light in “Hope”.
WTF What is with the giant snails and flowers?
Deliver Us The Moon Review
Needed An Editor
HIGH Succeeding at the last targeting challenge.
LOW Having to do the last targeting challenge three times.
WTF So we’re really sending just one dude on this mission to save the whole frickin’ world?
Solo: Islands Of The Heart (PS4) Review
Forever Alone
HIGH The shadow-puzzle rooms.
LOW The concept
WTF The unambiguously male character is an old dude with a white beard?
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