I Have Fury
HIGH The first hour.
LOW The last hour.
WTF Why does Kratos suddenly care about Pandora?
God Of War III Remastered Review
Tag: Sony
Bloodborne Second Opinion
The Borne Supremacy
HIGH Charging up an axe attack that stuns large dudes so I can rip their innards out. Neat!
LOW The Chalice Dungeons look and feel almost identical no matter which variations are triggered.
WTF The 'real' ending. Who thought that would be a satisfying conclusion to a forty-plus hour adventure?
Bloodborne Review
Where did all the magic go?
HIGH: Cainhurst Castle
LOW: The Unseen Village
WTF: Well, Rom was easy. I guess I'll walk up to this wailing woman and…..OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Woah Dave! Review
For a Few Pennies More
HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.
LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.
WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.
Helldivers Review
Taste managed freedom!
HIGH Unleashing my mech suit for the first time.
LOW Occasional dropped connections and tech weirdness.
WTF Why don't more devs include female models like these?
Freedom Wars Review
A thorny rose
HIGH Taking down an Abductor, seizing the citizen within and sprinting to a safe zone as gunshots and explosions rain down all around.
LOW The downtime between missions is handled terribly with tons of lifeless text and loading screens.
WTF Hearing 'Hey! Hand back my robot waifu!' during a heated multiplayer session was kinda surprising…
Metrico Review
An infographic built on the wrong information
HIGH A hyper art-house vibe and existential tone.
LOW World six killed every bit of good feeling I had for this game.
WTF Was it a requirement to use every possible input on the Vita?
Destiny of Spirits Review
The Most Boring Game I Can't Stop Playing
HIGH Getting a super-rare spirit from my free daily team-up.
LOW It can't be played without an active internet connection.
WTF Why does the game never overtly explain Limit Breaking?
Z-Run Review
Didn't Reach The Finish(ed) Line
HIGH Great concept!
LOW Trying to plow through pathless, over-clogged streets.
WTF That horrifically abrupt non-ending. Seriously?
Entwined Review
Wrapped around nothing
HIGH It's a cool concept.
LOW There's nothing else to it.
WTF They're not really apart. I mean, the two can, like, touch at will…
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