Until Dawn Second Opinion

By Sparky Clarkson December 26, 2015 Reviews 0 comments

Actually, DO Go in There

HIGH Getting everyone out alive. Narrow second-place: getting everyone killed.

LOW Having a character die to the not-great combat QTEs.

WTF We can't make these recaps skippable?

Bloodborne: The Old Hunters Review

By Mike Suskie December 3, 2015 Reviews 2 comments

Borne Again

HIGH The final area channels Lovecraft in a big way.

LOW The optional boss is a repeat from the main campaign.

WTF Slaying a gruesome monster and then having a pleasant conversation with its severed head.

Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture Review

By Sparky Clarkson October 6, 2015 Reviews 2 comments

It Takes an ex-Village

HIGH When I descended towards the farm with the tree and there was that song.

LOW Listening to the writers flail away at pretend science.

WTF These pubs all have the exact same specials?

Until Dawn Review

By Daniel Weissenberger September 17, 2015 Reviews 0 comments

Choose Wisely

HIGH Finally getting my hands on a shotgun and killing [REDACTED].

LOW The capriciousness of whether Matt lives or dies.

WTF Evil Clown!

Galak-Z Review

By Steven Brown August 15, 2015 Reviews 4 comments

Repetition Engine Engaged

HIGH The fantastic anime style.

LOW Having to replay an entire season due to a bug.

WTF Where did season 5 go?

N++ Review

By Brad Gallaway August 10, 2015 Reviews 1 comment

The headband is off

HIGH Another N game! It's been years!

LOW Frequent breaks to calm my rage.

WTF Seriously, what happened to the headband?

God Of War III Remastered Review

By Mike Suskie July 21, 2015 Reviews 0 comments

I Have Fury

HIGH The first hour.

LOW The last hour.

WTF Why does Kratos suddenly care about Pandora?

Bloodborne Second Opinion

By Darren Forman May 11, 2015 Reviews 2 comments

The Borne Supremacy

HIGH Charging up an axe attack that stuns large dudes so I can rip their innards out. Neat!

LOW The Chalice Dungeons look and feel almost identical no matter which variations are triggered.

WTF The 'real' ending. Who thought that would be a satisfying conclusion to a forty-plus hour adventure?

Bloodborne Review

By Richard Naik May 3, 2015 Reviews 39 comments

Where did all the magic go?

HIGH: Cainhurst Castle

LOW: The Unseen Village

WTF: Well, Rom was easy. I guess I'll walk up to this wailing woman and…..OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Woah Dave! Review

By Michael Hughes April 10, 2015 Reviews 3 comments

For a Few Pennies More

HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.

LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.

WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.