Repetition Engine Engaged
HIGH The fantastic anime style.
LOW Having to replay an entire season due to a bug.
WTF Where did season 5 go?
Tag: Sony
N++ Review
The headband is off
HIGH Another N game! It's been years!
LOW Frequent breaks to calm my rage.
WTF Seriously, what happened to the headband?
God Of War III Remastered Review
I Have Fury
HIGH The first hour.
LOW The last hour.
WTF Why does Kratos suddenly care about Pandora?
Bloodborne Second Opinion
The Borne Supremacy
HIGH Charging up an axe attack that stuns large dudes so I can rip their innards out. Neat!
LOW The Chalice Dungeons look and feel almost identical no matter which variations are triggered.
WTF The 'real' ending. Who thought that would be a satisfying conclusion to a forty-plus hour adventure?
Bloodborne Review
Where did all the magic go?
HIGH: Cainhurst Castle
LOW: The Unseen Village
WTF: Well, Rom was easy. I guess I'll walk up to this wailing woman and…..OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Woah Dave! Review
For a Few Pennies More
HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.
LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.
WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.
Helldivers Review
Taste managed freedom!
HIGH Unleashing my mech suit for the first time.
LOW Occasional dropped connections and tech weirdness.
WTF Why don't more devs include female models like these?
Freedom Wars Review
A thorny rose
HIGH Taking down an Abductor, seizing the citizen within and sprinting to a safe zone as gunshots and explosions rain down all around.
LOW The downtime between missions is handled terribly with tons of lifeless text and loading screens.
WTF Hearing 'Hey! Hand back my robot waifu!' during a heated multiplayer session was kinda surprising…
Metrico Review
An infographic built on the wrong information
HIGH A hyper art-house vibe and existential tone.
LOW World six killed every bit of good feeling I had for this game.
WTF Was it a requirement to use every possible input on the Vita?
Destiny of Spirits Review
The Most Boring Game I Can't Stop Playing
HIGH Getting a super-rare spirit from my free daily team-up.
LOW It can't be played without an active internet connection.
WTF Why does the game never overtly explain Limit Breaking?
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