Tag: Sony

Bloodborne Review

Where did all the magic go?

Bloodborne

HIGH: Cainhurst Castle

LOW: The Unseen Village

WTF: Well, Rom was easy. I guess I'll walk up to this wailing woman and…..OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING?

Woah Dave! Review

For a Few Pennies More

Whoa Dave

HIGH: Throwing a Woah Block at the last possible second.

LOW: Watching a Woah Block succumb to a self-destructing skull.

WTF: What you just thought after reading the above.

Helldivers Review

Taste managed freedom!

Helldivers

HIGH Unleashing my mech suit for the first time.

LOW Occasional dropped connections and tech weirdness.

WTF Why don't more devs include female models like these?

Freedom Wars Review

A thorny rose

Freedom Wars

HIGH Taking down an Abductor, seizing the citizen within and sprinting to a safe zone as gunshots and explosions rain down all around.

LOW The downtime between missions is handled terribly with tons of lifeless text and loading screens.

WTF Hearing 'Hey! Hand back my robot waifu!' during a heated multiplayer session was kinda surprising…

Metrico Review

An infographic built on the wrong information

Metrico Review Screenshot

HIGH A hyper art-house vibe and existential tone.

LOW World six killed every bit of good feeling I had for this game.

WTF Was it a requirement to use every possible input on the Vita?

Destiny of Spirits Review

The Most Boring Game I Can't Stop Playing

Destiny of Spirits Review Screenshot

HIGH Getting a super-rare spirit from my free daily team-up.

LOW It can't be played without an active internet connection.

WTF Why does the game never overtly explain Limit Breaking?

Z-Run Review

Didn't Reach The Finish(ed) Line

Z-Run Review Screenshot

HIGH Great concept!

LOW Trying to plow through pathless, over-clogged streets.

WTF That horrifically abrupt non-ending. Seriously?

Infamous: Second Son Review

The Paint Washes Off

Infamous Second Son Review Screenshot

HIGH Crossing the city by gliding and jumping through satellite dishes without ever touching the ground.

LOW The overlong pattern fights against Augustine.

WTF The feds let Augustine destroy all these bridges? Do they have any idea how much a bridge costs?

Adam’s Venture Chronicles Review

Adam and Eve are looking for a few good gamers.

Adam's Venture Chronicles Review Screenshot

HIGH The sense of satisfaction in besting a challenging puzzle…

LOW …solving the same puzzle type three times over in an hour's time.

WTF Graphical clipping headaches and level design problems galore.