Ubisoft Mode
HIGH It’s staggeringly beautiful.
LOW I never want to hear the word “honor” ever again.
WTF The absolute stockpile of headbands I’ve accumulated.
Ghost Of Tsushima Review
Tag: Sony
Predator: Hunting Grounds Review
If It Bleeds, It’s Still Hard To Kill
HIGH Looking into the trees and spotting the camouflaged Predator.
LOW Hearing the Predator stomping around like a doof.
WTF So… who won that match?
No Man’s Sky (2020) Review
The Longest Journey
HIGH The years of constant dev have paid off.
LOW Bugs and glitches blocking progress are too common.
WTF The Starbirth quest is almost literal torture.
Death Stranding Review
Strands Across America
HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.
LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.
WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.
Days Gone Review
Two Flat Tires
HIGH Traversing the Oregon wilderness on a rad hog.
LOW Dreadful technical issues and boring level design
WTF Seriously, why does my motorcycle get 1 MPG?
GameCritics.com Radio 2018 GOTY Celebration
Tetris Effect Review
Mizuguchi Does Tetris
HIGH The VR integration works beautifully.
LOW There’s no adversarial multiplayer.
WTF Why is the default camera zoomed out so far?
Astro Bot: Rescue Mission Review
Astronomical
HIGH It’s absolutely stuffed with one high after another.
LOW Having to swivel my head like an owl to look behind me.
WTF I’m not usually ‘into’ platformers, but this absolutely blew me away.
Spider-Man Review
Amazing At Last
HIGH The utterly perfect webslinging mechanics.
LOW The usual open-world busywork.
WTF A weird fixation on pigeons.
God Of War (2018) Review
Unfortunate Son
HIGH The gorgeous vistas of Alfheim.
LOW The near-endless series of plot-mandated fetch quests.
WTF Jeremy Davies, giving his most Jeremy Davies performance.
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