Tag: Sim

This Is Not A Review: Little Dragons Café

Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.

The subject of this installment: Little Dragons Café, developed by TOYBOX, Inc. and published by Aksys Games.


Bomber Crew Review

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb

HIGH Landing beaten and bloodied after a successful mission.

LOW Not figuring out how to apply first aid in time.

WTF Those pigeon sounds on the title screen.


Jurassic World Evolution Review

Tyrannosaurs In The Pouring Rain

HIGH Successfully maintaining a profit without getting patrons eaten.

LOW Basically using the same strategy on each new map and challenge.

WTF Why would visitors run INTO the broken carnivore paddock???


This Is Not A Review: Football Manager Touch 2018

Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.

The subject of this installment: Football Manager Touch 2018, developed by Sports Interactive and published by Sega.


Football Manager 2018 Review

The Best In The Business

High Having complete control of the club I love.

Low Trying to wake up Monday morning because I was up ‘til 3am trying to finalize that transfer.

WTF I’m going to go through this all over again next year, aren’t I…