HIGH Intuitive and precise controls that make skating feel real.
LOW Shoddy visuals and a huge difficulty barrier to overcome.
WTF I should have learned how to skate in real life.
Tag: Sim
Cult Of The Lamb Review
HIGH Adorable eldritch horror.
LOW Merely competent gameplay.
WTF Feeding poop to cultists.
Ravenous Devils Review
HIGH Dark subject matter. Clever controls. Very focused.
LOW This game is crying out for narrative branching.
WTF Oof, that steak table animation.
WWE 2K22 Review
HIGH The improved wrestling system makes every match exciting.
LOW The camera hinders the player’s depth perception.
WTF Why so much kayfabe?!
NHL 22 Review
A Sign Of Silliness To Come?
HIGH Next-gen polish brings new life to a tried-and-true formula.
LOW X-Factors feel meaningless in the heat of gameplay.
WTF The single-Be a Pro mode has become a complete afterthought
Chorus Review
Ravishing Dark Redemption
HIGH Too many to list here!
LOW I wish I knew more about Nara’s past.
WTF Why are there so many mission-breaking bugs?
Let’s Build A Zoo Review
Rabbits Are An Economic Powerhouse
HIGH Plenty of options for customizing and tweaking.
LOW Menus aren’t very intuitive.
WTF I dressed the stray dog up as a lion.
Ambition: A Minuet In Power
Liberté, égalité, interactivité!
HIGH Mechanics far beyond the typical visual novel.
LOW Some pacing issues towards the end.
WTF A dirty priest with a dirty ‘stache.
SimPocalypse Review
Today An Apocalypse, Tomorrow An Empire
HIGH It’s easy to learn all the features.
LOW Generic battles. Generic events. Generic aesthetic.
WTF Stock markets survived the Apocalypse??
Green Hell Review
Hell Is Other People
HIGH The survival systems are fantastic.
LOW Whenever the story mode decides to tell a story.
WTF “Green Hell” as a title.
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