Better Than Tinder
HIGH The story is pure cheese and fully embraces it.
LOW The moment-to-moment gameplay is basic and feels repetitive.
WTF How does someone accidentally shoot a child with a crossbow fourteen times?
Gal*Gun Returns Review
Tag: Shooter
Ginga Force Review
Too Cute by Half
HIGH Flashes of brilliant design. Solid arcade-style training modes.
LOW Weapons are frustratingly underpowered. Progression is too grindy.
WTF Why can’t I preview the items I’m buying for my ship?
Redout: Space Assault Review
34BigThings Does What Nintendon’t
HIGH It’s Starfox 64 with humans and modern quality-of-life updates.
LOW No open-flight mode for free-play dogfighting.
WTF Honestly had no idea what character I was for the first 30 minutes.
Habroxia 2 Review
Memories Of An Era Long-Gone
HIGH A well-designed futuristic armory.
LOW: Arcade shoot-’em-ups used to be more challenging, didn’t they?
WTF: No support for mouse & keyboard on PC?
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Review
A New Red Scare
HIGH It’s still that same satisfying Call of Duty gameplay…
LOW …in a severely half-baked, racist and politically screwed-up package.
WTF Someone thought a dangerously right-wing game was needed in 2020?
GI Joe: Operation Blackout Review
Oh, Joe…
HIGH It’s like getting to rifle through a box of action figures.
LOW Repetitive maps. Enemy AI is as clever as an action figure.
WTF Why is Storm Shadow using guns???
Rogue Company Review
In Good Company
HIGH Tense multiplayer with distinct characters.
LOW Why the hell is there a Dr. Disrespect-themed stage and cosmetic pack?
WTF The beat to Run The Jewels’ “Legend Has It” plays during the character select screen.
Bartlow’s Dread Machine Review
More Oil Needed
HIGH Fantastic style, surprising story.
LOW Act 5.
WTF Being attacked by shrimp and dynamite.
Hyper Scape Review
We’ve Been Here Before
HIGH That soundtrack absolutely rules.
LOW Navigating menus like a hub world.
WTF Yeah I’ve been in the pre-game lobby for a while now
Tannenberg Review
War Never Changes
HIGH It reminded me how great Battlefield I and V were.
LOW It looks like an N64 game exclusive to KB Toys.
WTF Am I going to hell for laughing at the noises enemies make when they die?
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