Tag: Self Published

Runbow Review

Bring Eight Friends

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HIGH Being in a room with eight friends, taking the lead in a race, stopping before reaching the trophy to taunt and still managing to win.

LOW The online community is pretty small.

WTF Picking up the power-up that switches places with another player while in the lead and ending up dying instead.

Undertale Review

With Determination

Undertale Review Screenshot

HIGH The cooking lesson. Oh God, the cooking lesson.

LOW Some random encounters become a bit too repetitive.

WTF So, that's the cultural milestone of humankind as far as monsters are concerned?

Rebel Galaxy Review

The Real Endless Space

Rebel Galaxy Review Screenshot

HIGH Purchasing a dreadnaught.

LOW Escorting a friendly flying through clear airspace in a zigzag for no reason.

WTF Getting stuck when moving on a third axis would've gotten me out.

Pixel Galaxy Review

Borg-‘em-up

Pixel Galaxy Review Screenshot

HIGH Piloting a blob firing projectiles and swinging swords in all directions

LOW Playing chicken against bullet-pattern reload periods

WTF Enemies can be picked up, but bosses can't

Leo’s Fortune Review

Great balls of fire…and lava…and spikes…

Leo's Fortune

HIGH: Absolutely stunning graphics. How did this start as a mobile game?

LOW: It's one minecart short of being a platform parody.

WTF: Someone on the dev team said, "You know what this inflatable bathmat needs? Ron Swanson's mustache."

Mushroom 11 Review

Chore-dyceps

Mushroom 11

HIGH A charmingly downplayed epilogue sequence.

LOW The slog of a final level that precedes it.

WTF Precision platforming in a game where I have no direct control over the main character?

Party Hard Review

Worst. Party. Ever.

Party Hard Review Screenshot

HIGH Seeing a panda maul someone brought me to the verge of laughter.

LOW Everything. It's all terrible.

WTF There's a sharknado? Isn't that ‘joke' two years too late?

Armello Review

Magical Bears and Treasure-Hunting Rabbits

Armello Review Screenshot

HIGH The art direction and production are superb.

LOW Losing to enemies' Prestige victories over and over again.

WTF Who thought this text was a good, readable size?