Future Uncertain

HIGH The wonderful art design.
LOW We get it, he hates his job…
WTF Don't detectives have more strategies than "good cop, bad cop"?
HIGH The wonderful art design.
LOW We get it, he hates his job…
WTF Don't detectives have more strategies than "good cop, bad cop"?
HIGH It's sublimely elegant.
LOW I had no idea what was going on for the first 20 minutes.
WTF Where's the Vita version?
HIGH: Successfully reaching the top of the ice giant's body.
LOW: Several cheap deaths in the second half.
WTF: The chattering of the Little People make them sound like minions from Despicable Me.
HIGH The first time seeing subject 1201 loom out of the darkness.
LOW The final challenges require split-second timing and are achingly repetitive.
WTF Man, the story going on in these notes sure seems interesting. Wish I was playing it.
HIGH Watching a dreidekker fall to pieces and spin out of sight just in time to keep me from crashing into it.
LOW Playing essentially the same mission for the 85th time.
WTF How is strafing still this bad twenty years later?
HIGH An unexpected reaction when I tried to grab a key out of a statue's hand.
LOW Ending chapter one without confronting its villain.
WTF What is actually going on in this game?
HIGH Butters in a bear suit. Need I say more?
LOW Getting excited over Mr. Hanky multi-ball. Shame on me.
WTF It's South Park in pinball form. The whole game is a series of ‘WTF' moments
HIGH ARID is a fantastic character.
LOW Scrambling for an FAQ halfway through.
WTF Mushrooms are way too involved in this game.
HIGH Making a difference in the lives of the people living in the game's hub.
LOW Repeatedly missing enemies despite having a high hit percentage.
WTF My sniper should take some sniping lessons sometime.
HIGH Gorgeous artwork and humor.
LOW Stuck in a corner. Again.
WTF The random craziness from throwing things into spiritual wells.
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