HIGH Game Gear!
LOW So we’re still doing 16:9 only, huh?
WTF Can I beg for 32X and Dreamcast ports now?
Tag: Sega
Like A Dragon: Ishin Review
HIGH Saigo Kichinosuke’s meeting with a small dog.
LOW The combat takes just a touch too long to get going.
WTF One of the final bosses was born around the corner from me.
Sonic Frontiers Review
HIGH An ambitious change to the Sonic formula.
LOW A few technical issues.
WTF Tails making me cry.
Sonic Origins Review
HIGH Sonic.
LOW Sonic (with one slight problem in its presentation).
WTF Sonic (I really love this series).
Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania Review
Let’s Take It From The Top
HIGH It’s Monkey Ball!
LOW I cried over Monkey Ball.
WTF I only want to talk about Monkey Ball.
Sonic Colors Ultimate Review
Blue Is The Fastest Color
HIGH Some of the best gameplay in the series.
LOW Oh boy, those cutscenes…
WTF Sega, drop a 4K remaster of Sonic Generations, please.
Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown Review
Ride The Tiger
HIGH One of the best fighting games ever, now with a modern online focus.
LOW Delay-based netcode instead of rollback can lead to some spotty matches.
WTF The retro character models sometimes don’t have their limbs attached correctly.
Taxi Chaos Review
Lazy Taxi
HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…
LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.
WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Review
A Match Made In Heaven
HIGH It’s an addicting puzzler that’s eating up my free time.
LOW How the hell am I this bad at Tetris?
WTF I gotta stop playing at work!
Bayonetta & Vanquish 10th Anniversary Review
Gems From Past Generations
HIGH It’s Bayonetta and Vanquish updated and on a modern console.
LOW It’s *only* Bayonetta and Vanquish on a modern console.
WTF Constant game references and robot dance parties.
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