The 90s, Now In 4K
HIGH It’s the best-looking Sonic game ever.
LOW Limited lives and continues.
WTF No Big The Cat,
Tag: Sega
Yakuza 6: The Song Of Life Review
Adventures In Babysitting
HIGH Tons of quality side content, including fully playable Virtua Fighter 5 FS.
LOW There’s a serious lack of Goro Majima this time around.
WTF That Hangman enemy was… unexpected.
Total War: Warhammer 2 Review
Just Call It Total Warhammer Already
HIGH Successfully flanking siege engines with massive monstrosities is a hoot.
LOW The loading times add up over the length of a standard campaign.
WTF Lizards riding dinosaurs.
Yakuza Kiwami Review
Ten Years In The Can
HIGH There’s been a lot more Majima added to the original content.
LOW The enemy AI makes for fairly unsatisfying fights.
WTF Those Virtua Fighter 4: Final Tuned cabinets aren’t playable, damn it to hell!
Valkyria Revolution Review
The First Casualty of War Is Truth
HIGH It’s a mecha-dragon!
LOW Defending the same valley for the 32nd time.
WTF Who thought it was a good idea to give me limited ranged weapons when fighting an airship?
Freedom Planet Review
No, I don’t Know Why It’s Called Freedom Planet
HIGH Landing a perfect spin dash on a boss.
LOW Cutscenes of this length feel out of place in a game like this.
WTF: THEY DON’T……NEED…….OXYGEN!
Sonic Mania Review
They Actually Did It!
HIGH This whole game makes me high with joy.
LOW Hitting enemies or falling into pits because Sonic’s going too fast to see in front of him.
WTF How did some guy in Australia pull off what Sega has been trying to accomplish for two decades?
Vanquish Review
Better Late Than Never
HIGH Boarding the Kreon.
LOW The port’s difficulty is a bit askew.
WTF A trip through a tunnel ripped wholesale from Gears of War 2
Yakuza 0 Review
Meeting Old Friends For The First Time
HIGH Putting a chicken in charge of a high-profile financial district.
LOW Enemies equipped with firearms are a time-wasting annoyance.
WTF There aren’t nearly enough scenes involving Nishitani.
Hatsune Miku: Project Diva X Review
The Sharon Apple Cometh
HIGH Modern rhythm gaming at its challenging best (for those who can dig the music.)
LOW The anemic track list.
WTF Are you reading some of these lyrics?!
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