HIGH Sonic.
LOW Sonic (with one slight problem in its presentation).
WTF Sonic (I really love this series).
Tag: Sega
Super Monkey Ball Banana Mania Review
Let’s Take It From The Top
HIGH It’s Monkey Ball!
LOW I cried over Monkey Ball.
WTF I only want to talk about Monkey Ball.
Sonic Colors Ultimate Review
Blue Is The Fastest Color
HIGH Some of the best gameplay in the series.
LOW Oh boy, those cutscenes…
WTF Sega, drop a 4K remaster of Sonic Generations, please.
Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown Review
Ride The Tiger
HIGH One of the best fighting games ever, now with a modern online focus.
LOW Delay-based netcode instead of rollback can lead to some spotty matches.
WTF The retro character models sometimes don’t have their limbs attached correctly.
Taxi Chaos Review
Lazy Taxi
HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…
LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.
WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Review
A Match Made In Heaven
HIGH It’s an addicting puzzler that’s eating up my free time.
LOW How the hell am I this bad at Tetris?
WTF I gotta stop playing at work!
Bayonetta & Vanquish 10th Anniversary Review
Gems From Past Generations
HIGH It’s Bayonetta and Vanquish updated and on a modern console.
LOW It’s *only* Bayonetta and Vanquish on a modern console.
WTF Constant game references and robot dance parties.
Jarrod Johnston’s Top One Videogames Of The Decade
Just when you thought all the lists were done, baybay! Yes, the internet content machine definitely loves it some listmaking, and here we have yet another opportunity to quench the thirsts of people who demand things be ranked numerically — kinda funny to think about it when you realize how much people hate review scores.
Shenmue III Review
Excuse Me…
HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.
LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.
WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.
Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 Review
A Bronze At Best
HIGH The retro inspired 1964 Tokyo Games.
LOW The modern minigames throughout the story mode.
WTF Why wasn’t Big the Cat invited!?!
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