Lazy Taxi
HIGH Hey hey, it’s Crazy Taxi…
LOW …and yet, it’s somehow lesser.
WTF I really miss hearing The Offspring go “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
Taxi Chaos Review
Tag: Sega
Puyo Puyo Tetris 2 Review
A Match Made In Heaven
HIGH It’s an addicting puzzler that’s eating up my free time.
LOW How the hell am I this bad at Tetris?
WTF I gotta stop playing at work!
Bayonetta & Vanquish 10th Anniversary Review
Gems From Past Generations
HIGH It’s Bayonetta and Vanquish updated and on a modern console.
LOW It’s *only* Bayonetta and Vanquish on a modern console.
WTF Constant game references and robot dance parties.
Jarrod Johnston’s Top One Videogames Of The Decade
Just when you thought all the lists were done, baybay! Yes, the internet content machine definitely loves it some listmaking, and here we have yet another opportunity to quench the thirsts of people who demand things be ranked numerically — kinda funny to think about it when you realize how much people hate review scores.
Shenmue III Review
Excuse Me…
HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.
LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.
WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.
Mario & Sonic At The Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 Review
A Bronze At Best
HIGH The retro inspired 1964 Tokyo Games.
LOW The modern minigames throughout the story mode.
WTF Why wasn’t Big the Cat invited!?!
Team Sonic Racing Review
Everybody’s Super Sonic Racin’ To Mediocrity
HIGH That opening theme song, yo.
LOW Lacks the pizzazz and nostalgia that made the previous such a good time.
WTF Sega had one job: put Segata Sanshiro in the game. They failed.
Toejam & Earl: Back In The Groove Review
Right About Now
HIGH Toejam & Earl are back.
LOW The clash between character models and backgrounds.
WTF T&E were almost SEGA mascots – imagine that world.
Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise Second Opinion
Gist Of The Yakuza
HIGH ATATATATATATATATATATATAAAAAA!!!!
LOW Post-Jagi, the pacing of the storyline goes straight to hell.
WTF Is that… an ‘Ode to Joy’ rap song?
Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise Review
You’re Already Dead
HIGH The perfect use of slight controller vibration during the Thouzer fight.
LOW The sheer amount of grinding required for high-level parts.
WTF Devil Rebirth acting as a human construction crane.
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