HIGH Brilliant voice acting.
LOW The setpieces.
WTF This platforming is so bad.
Hardspace: Shipbreaker Review
HIGH INDUSTRIAL ACTION!!!
LOW A frequent bug that makes it impossible to complete a shift.
WTF In the future, ‘no plastic’ is a fancy diet.
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 Review
HIGH Dealing 5 million damage and completely healing my party on the verge of defeat.
LOW Nuking a boss before a cutscene where the same boss was wrecking my party.
WTF Can we not have a colony full of preteens in skintight suits please?
Citizen Sleeper Review
HIGH It’s a marvelous Swiss watch of storytelling and experience.
LOW Selling all of my data a couple of turns too soon.
WTF There’s no ending if you [REDACTED]???
Elex II Review
This Is Not A Review: Gravitators

Sadly I’m unable to ethically review Gravitators. I started playing a year ago when it was in beta. I put in more than fifty hours of testing and offered notes copious enough that I wound up with a special thanks in the credits. It’s too bad this can’t be a review, though, because it would be an absurdly positive one.
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