Death Is On The March
HIGH Getting a massive power-up card just as I engage with the boss.
LOW Enemy abilities that can lock my entire hand.
WTF The Toybox Arsenal!
Necronator: Dead Wrong Review
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This Is Not A Review: Dungeon Of The Endless (Switch)
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: Dungeon of the Endless, available on Switch, PS4, XBO and PC, developed by Amplitude Studios and published by Merge Games.
They Are Billions (PS4) Review
The Endlessly Random Apocalypse
HIGH Putting down a horde of 500+ zombies.
LOW Losing over four hours of work because players can’t save.
WTF Flamethrowers are necessary, but you might be too into fire, dude.
Out Of Ammo Review
First-Person RTS
HIGH Finishing off a tank with a manually-thrown grenade.
LOW The whole desert map, really.
WTF How weirdly deadly medics are.
Masters Of Anima Review
Questionable Strength In Numbers
HIGH Commanding mobs of a hundred or more feels badass.
LOW The last few fights really soured the joy of the mid-game.
WTF What’s with the cutscene resolution?
Total War: Warhammer 2 Review
Just Call It Total Warhammer Already
HIGH Successfully flanking siege engines with massive monstrosities is a hoot.
LOW The loading times add up over the length of a standard campaign.
WTF Lizards riding dinosaurs.
League Of War: VR Arena Review
How Did You Wind Up There?
HIGH Watching my group of long range artillery effortlessly wipe out a tank army.
LOW The randomness of the outcomes.
WTF This game is dying for an online multiplayer mode.
Tooth And Tail Review
Vicious Vermin
HIGH Fantastic premise, fantastic art.
LOW The difficulty curve spikes midway and the game doesn’t teach enough.
WTF They… They really ate him?
Dino Frontier Review
Saddle Up Them Dinos!
HIGH What happens to the Bandit King at the end of his boss fight.
LOW It’s over already?
WTF The Bandit King’s introduction.
Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War III Review
Dawn of Snore
HIGH Rocking out to an Ork Waaaagh!
LOW The simplification of several mechanics.
WTF What happened to all those custom kill animations?
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