HIGH Being in a secret relationship with the Archduke’s daughter.
LOW Finding out my willpower is drained and most choices are impossible.
WTF Getting beat up as a kid… by my grandad!
HIGH Finding out mountains magically interact when placed near each other…
LOW … only to find out they spawn a new strong enemy
WTF Having full health when facing the final boss would be nice!
HIGH Lovely presentation reminiscent of a high-quality Game Boy game.
LOW Combat is unintuitive, and at times unnecessary.
WTF: I can’t believe I used to think 8-bit music in headphones was pleasant.
HIGH Learning to sneak past the evil school principal.
LOW Having to leave a dungeon because my character has to eat dinner.
WTF Getting stuck while trying to open a door.
HIGH Mutating my crew until they were as beastly as the enemies.
LOW The slow start.
WTF Random character generation can have unintentionally racist results!
HIGH Pixel Neo Noir looks great.
LOW Lackluster and inconsistent combat.
WTF The number of memes.
HIGH It’s an addicting puzzler that’s eating up my free time.
LOW How the hell am I this bad at Tetris?
WTF I gotta stop playing at work!
HIGH The crisscrossing tale of a corporate cover-up.
LOW Zero onboarding assistance after a year.
WTF The speech check challenges seem unusually difficult?
HIGH The character art in stills.
LOW Glitch-filled. Mediocre combat.
WTF The severe lack of character development
HIGH It scratches the exploration itch like few open-world games can.
LOW My base PS4 can’t handle it at times.
WTF I really need to stop romancing almost every character I talk to.
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