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HIGH Pixel Neo Noir looks great.
LOW Lackluster and inconsistent combat.
WTF The number of memes.
HIGH The crisscrossing tale of a corporate cover-up.
LOW Zero onboarding assistance after a year.
WTF The speech check challenges seem unusually difficult?
HIGH The character art in stills.
LOW Glitch-filled. Mediocre combat.
WTF The severe lack of character development
HIGH It scratches the exploration itch like few open-world games can.
LOW My base PS4 can’t handle it at times.
WTF I really need to stop romancing almost every character I talk to.
HIGH Engaging choices and story.
LOW The first act is too short.
WTF Who’s talking to me?
HIGH A new chance to experience a game ahead of its time…
LOW …that still feels a bit dated today.
WTF It’s still nice to find the old Mass Effect 2 DLC armor, though.
HIGH Somehow this game features a sexy skeleton.
LOW Grinding levels before moving on to the next dungeon – five times.
WTF That’s a Darkstalkers reference, isn’t it?
HIGH Classic turn-based tactical gameplay.
LOW Weak Story.
WTF French people speaking Chinese.
HIGH Saving Perogon.
LOW Every second playing the awful spaceship minigame.
WTF What happens when you follow the Baker home from the bar.
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