Battling Epically Slowly
HIGH Taking out an enemy's crystal in a single turn.
LOW Waiting for an opponent to submit their turn.
WTF Still waiting… two months later.
HIGH Taking out an enemy's crystal in a single turn.
LOW Waiting for an opponent to submit their turn.
WTF Still waiting… two months later.
HIGH A perfect kill that results in massive chain combos of screaming orcs.
LOW When playing solo: maps designed specifically for co-op.
WTF With all the running the sorceress does, that much sideboob and lack of support is hazardous.
HIGH Watching orcs get launched into the abyss/lava/acid/void traps never fails to bring a smile to my face.
LOW Attempting a perfect run, only to have orcs repeatedly slip past when I'm busy elsewhere.
WTF The Sorceress's "clothes" might as well be made of dental floss.
HIGH The colorful, cartoony style of the game is appealing.
LOW The game feels flat, and holds no surprises.
WTF The near-total lack of character and world-building.
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