Assembled By The Board
HIGH It actually has value for offline players.
LOW Lengthy load times after every death.
WTF Writers need to stop writing snarky dialogue around the act of flipping switches.
Marvel’s Avengers Review
Tag: Reviews
Telling Lies (PS4) Review
The Controls Are Telling
HIGH:A weird, eclectic yarn of a mystery
LOW Playing with a controller is simply inferior.
WTF: Someone tell the Need For Speed team that FMV is alive and well.
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Review
The Horror Crown Reclaimed
HIGH Albert-01R.
LOW Trying the game on a television after experiencing it in VR.
WTF There is a severed hand in my inventory. Also, it’s mine.
Assassin’s Creed: The Ezio Collection Review
Nothing Is Good. Everything Is Permitted.
HIGH These three titles represent the most memorable story development in the series.
LOW These three titles represent the laziest upgrade package on modern consoles.
WTF Assassin’s Creed II’s gameplay has aged as well as dollar-store parmesan.
Dead Rising (PS4) Review
Fresh Paint On Rust
HIGH Wading into a horde of zombies with a chainsaw and watching the limbs fly in all directions.
LOW Watching an injured survivor spend five minutes trying to climb up a ledge.
WTF No, Dead Rising, I don’t find zombies wearing lingerie ‘EROTIC’.
Wayward Sky Review
To the Clouds, and Beyond!
HIGH Robot medic to the rescue!
LOW A couple of the gears are hidden a little too well.
WTF The trophy for playing ‘fetch’ with a chicken.
Aragami Review
Mork of the Ninja
HIGH Old-school stealth with gorgeous modern art
LOW Old-school pacing issues/mission design with modern finicky controls/incoherence
WTF For a shadow ghost ninja, this guy runs awfully slowly…
Batman: The Telltale Series – Episode 1: Realm of Shadows Review
Balancing Bat and Man
HIGH: Nice fight scenes, and stepping into the shoes of Bruce Wayne.
LOW: Technical issues.
WTF: Oswald Cobblepot looks like a 007 agent.
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