Tag: review

Bucket Detective Review

Oh, Was That The line Back There? Did I Cross It?

HIGH Laughing one moment, shocked the next, and wrapping it all up with a little bow of terror.

LOW “Puzzle game” and “Guess-randomly-because-I-don’t-even-know game” are the same here.

WTF Unexplained naked guys with masks of the Dark Lord?


Horizon: Zero Dawn Review

A Misguided Journey

HIGH The first four or five hours are amazing.

LOW Getting mobbed by three different kinds of enemies in the desert.

WTF A lot of this game feels seems directly lifted from Far Cry: Primal


For Honor Review

At Least There’s No Tower Climbing

HIGH A duel against a player of equal skill level.

LOW What passes for a single-player campaign.

WTF “You cannot join this session because it is full.” Then why did you put me there, game?!


Little King’s Story Review

A Tragic Tale Of Woe

HIGH Watching a guard hop on top of a murderous turnip, smacking it in the face until it died.

LOW A wealth of bugs and port-related issues plague this release.

WTF Watching my minions continually fail to target their assigned objects.


Diluvion Review

The Life Aquatic

HIGH The search for a passport. Just wait.

LOW Fiddling with the miserable torpedo targeting during a heated battle.

WTF The final area’s bizarre fixation on tetrahedrons.