Tag: review

Dark Rose Valkyrie Review

By Any Other Name

HIGH A great art style and intriguing fiction…

LOW …undone by an absurd amount of filler and unnecessary mechanical complication

WTF An elite military monster-hunting unit that ends up fighting in its skivvies a third of the time? Buy some armor, kids!


Castle Of Shikigami Review (PC)

The Perfect Game For A Serial Killer Mystery Plot

HIGH Avoiding hundreds of bullets while dismantling an absurdly long life bar.

LOW Dying because my character is a blurry mess on a high resolution screen.

WTF …The whole darn game.


Chroma Squad Review (PS4)

Mighty Morphin’ Tactical RPG

High Fans of turn-based games get a quality, relatively lengthy release.

Low Near-constant framerate issues, technical bugs and input lag.

WTF Lord Gaga, whose similarities to pop’s Lady extend beyond name.


The Assembly Review

It’s Hard To Overstate My Satisfaction

HIGH And now, a murder mystery dinner!

LOW Getting stuck for twenty minutes because I couldn’t find a file in plain view.

WTF If I lean forward I can look through walls. This. Changes. Everything.


Persona 5 Review

Youth In Revolt

HIGH Fixing the laptop results in a wonderful surprise.

LOW Certain sequences drag on for way, way too long.

WTF I’ll go to bed when I bloody well feel like it, Morgana.


Dying: Reborn Review

I Want To Play Half A Game

HIGH Working out the bar’s safe code by carefully examining the environment.

LOW Trying to figure which of the six digits I’m not supposed to use on a five digit lock.

WTF The villain’s fish-head mask.