Tag: review

Vostok, Inc. Review

Spacebucks Never Sleep

HIGH Levelling up my unicorns until I could wipe out the last boss in five seconds.

LOW Having to revisit all forty planets to earn the final boss fight.

WTF Space monster Elephanto.


ICEY review

ICEY. Do UCEY?

HIGH Tracking down an unfinished section of the game, then hearing the resulting explanation.

LOW Most of these enemies should be way more interesting to fight.

WTF The phone call.


The Long Dark Review

Baby, It’s Cold Outside

HIGH Firing a flare gun into a bear’s eye, sending it fleeing for the hills.

LOW The two times the game crashed, erasing my save file.

WTF How hungry do you have to be to break a bunny’s neck?


Antihero Review

A Twist-ed Tale

HIGH Getting three victory points in a single turn to beat a level.

LOW The isometric camera can make it difficult to click on squares diagonally above the player.

WTF So this is basically a child enslavement sim, then?


Immortal Planet Review

 …Where You’ll Die Frequently

HIGH Merrily knocking enemies off of ledges.

LOW Prisoner One.

WTF Is there a “good” ending? No, really. We’re all trying to figure it out.


Archangel Review

Reaches For Heaven, Ends Up in Limbo

HIGH The final level and the impressive boss fight.

LOW Barren, empty environments.

WTF A subplot about the melding of machine and human minds that goes nowhere.


Ronin Review

Sharp As Hell

HIGH Killing a guard by recalling my sword in mid-air.

LOW Failing to see a ceiling I could grapple for way, way too long.

WTF No checkpoints in the final level?