Directing A River Of Humanity
HIGH Watching thousands tromp through immaculately clean tunnels.
LOW Spending minutes trying to line a hallway up perfectly.
WTF That is not a flattering depiction of ‘tourists’, game.
STATIONflow Review
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Boot Hill Bounties Review
The Good, The Bad, And The Average
HIGH Brilliant concept that combines ’90s JRPGs with Western themes.
LOW Anything that isn’t the writing.
WTF All the animals look like textbook image scans.
Cloudpunk Review
This Baby Corners Like She’s On Rails!
HIGH Intricate plot, fascinating characters, great vehicle control.
LOW Timed missions.
WTF What is the screening procedure for hiring police in Nivalis?
The Persistence Review
Probability Space
HIGH Harvesting spinal fluid.
LOW Repetition severely dampens the scares.
WTF An enemy type straight out of Left 4 Dead.
Book Of Demons Review
Carded
HIGH Canny game design.
LOW The challenge, or lack thereof.
WTF Even as a tribute to Diablo, it didn’t need to actually quote it.
Pirates Outlaws Review
Buried Treasure
HIGH Easy to play, wide variety.
LOW Forced choices that hinder progress.
WTF The curse of “Wetness”
Maneater Review
Ocean Man, Take Me By The Hand
HIGH I’m a freakin’ shark!
LOW That framerate.
WTF The story was… deeper… than expected
Turmoil: The Heat Is On Review
It Takes Money To Make Money
HIGH Bizarrely addicting. Fairly educational.
LOW many upgrades in the base game are too expensive or unnecessary.
WTF Trained moles??
Construction Simulator 3: Console Edition Review
It’s Tool Time
HIGH The progression feels rewarding.
LOW It looks like it belongs on the original PlayStation.
WTF Two Steven Spielberg parody posters here for some reason.
The Procession To Calvary Review
That Is A Pretty Big Key
HIGH Winning the necklace, and its immediate aftermath.
LOW The pearl puzzle is a bit too obscure.
WTF Wait, getting rich and being waited on by cherubs isn’t winning?
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