Dim Souls
HIGH Watching vagrants drift into my town and make it their home.
LOW The Seat of the Matriarch and the final boss are both terrible, terrible experiences.
WTF Dude, where’s my companion?
Tag: review
Genesis Alpha One Review
Deep Space Clonialism
HIGH The minimal HUD and use of terminals instead of menus.
LOW Explorable planets feel unbelievably empty.
WTF Everyone and everything is a literal clone, including the player.
The Walking Dead: The Final Season Episode 3 Review
The Revival Of A Past
HIGH The pacifist theme adds a new approach to the apocalypse.
LOW The episode takes two hours for the plot to build up.
WTF Child molestation is a favorable gimmick this season. Seriously, we’re cutting tongues now?
Football Manager 2019 Touch
More Than Enough To Manage
HIGH Easy to pick up and play in short bursts.
LOW Player substitutions are a little cumbersome.
WTF Some of the player headshots are… interesting.
Toki Review
Evolutionary Dead End
HIGH A chance to play a memorable arcade game I never finished.
LOW The gameplay does not age well.
WTF For something that’s essentially a retro release, this package is way too thin.
Resident Evil 2 Review
In The City Of The Dead
HIGH Using a magnum kill a licker by shooting through a zombie’s head.
LOW The stories don’t match up?
WTF You are inappropriately flirty given the situation, Claire.
Solar Flux Review
Houston, We Have A Problem
HIGH Stringing together a complex puzzle using simple geometry.
LOW No controller support in handheld mode.
WTF Why can’t I use the controller in handheld mode!?
Onimusha: Warlords Review
A Blade Dulled By Time
HIGH Using the ultimate secret sword to make short work of the final boss.
LOW This is a swordfighting game. Why is there a flying boss?
WTF How did they not remove the beholders that steal souls and drain experience?
Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown Review
Blue Skies Again
HIGH Seeing the series go back to its roots.
LOW The voice acting is 80’s anime bad.
WTF Why do your massive, high-tech, drone-launching superweapons use propellers?
Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes review
Holding Out For A Hero
HIGH Lots of Suda’s trademark style.
LOW The gameplay’s nowhere near as inspired.
WTF Travis’ cat is capable of operating a fax machine.
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