Waki
HIGH The cartoon art style gives its characters personality.
LOW Too much effort in some places, not enough in others.
WTF I guess I’m rescuing a princess again?
Tag: review
Birthdays: The Beginning Review
Sorry, No Cake
HIGH Great concept.
LOW Not interactive enough.
WTF I know there’s a new species here somewhere… BUT WHERE?!?
Voodoo Vince Remastered Review
Cursed By Missed Opportunities
HIGH Humorous self-mutilation is fun. (Now there’s a sentence I’ve never written before.)
LOW Visuals from 2003. Innovation from 1903.
WTF Are there really this many bottomless pits in New Orleans?
The Surge Review
Surgical Precision
HIGH The highly-precise combat mechanics.
LOW It can be extremely hard.
WTF A four-phase boss fight. Yes I said four.
Super Rude Bear Resurrection Review
Super Meat Bear
High: The deep breath before (and the sigh of relief after) a seemingly impossible bit of platforming.
Low: Repeatedly losing hours of saved progress for no discernible reason.
WTF: The player can choose the color of Rude Bear’s blood—Rude Pink, Energy Orange, Lizard Conspiracy Blue, and more.
Kona Review
Stone Cold Thriller
HIGH Building a homemade UFO!
LOW Gameplay pausing sporadically to load.
WTF That obtuse generator wire puzzle.
Kingdom Hearts 1.5 + 2.5 ReMix Review
Keep it Simple (and Clean), Stupid
HIGH Huge amounts of content, all the most essential Kingdom Hearts material.
LOW Nothing that hasn’t been seen before.
WTF Needing three wikis and a Google doc just to keep track of the plot.
Tom Clancy’s The Division: Season One Review
United We Stand, Divided We Fall
HIGH There’s something for everyone.
LOW There’s something for everyone to complain about.
WTF How have I spent five whole days playing this game?
Mario Kart 8 Deluxe Review
The Best, Only Better
HIGH A proper Battle Mode, at long last.
LOW Blue shells, as always.
WTF It should have been called the “GameCritics Game of the Year Edition.”
Late Shift Review
Happy To Do A Double
HIGH Seeing familiar locales in London.
LOW Why can’t I skip sections?
WTF ‘Prease Forrow me’…
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