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Crysis Remastered Trilogy Review

Energy Critical

HIGH The original Crysis is still both a technically and mechanically exceptional shooter.

LOW Way too much content missing to be considered a true “collection.”

WTF …Boy howdy, centering the series around a pandemic was a bad call in hindsight.


Lost Judgment Review

I’m Out Of Lawyer Puns

HIGH It’s still the best way to beat the hell out of people in modern gaming.

LOW Some of the original Judgment‘s nagging issues are still present

WTF …Is this series really ending because of pig-headed Japanese talent agents?


No More Heroes III Review

Point After Touchdown

HIGH There’s a move called the “Screw****er Death Kick”

LOW The open world traversal is downright awful

WTF Could we maybe get just one woman in a Suda game that isn’t a sexual fetish come to life?


R-Type Final 2 Review

Kickstarter: Nothing Is Final Any More


HIGH A respectful ode to both the source material and a dormant genre.

LOW It’s not the most welcoming of titles.

WTF …Maybe going with “Final” was a bad naming convention?


Oddworld: Soulstorm Review

A Fine Macrobrew


HIGH Exceptional production values with outstanding in-engine cinematics.

LOW It’s a franchise still defined by cheap deaths due to finicky controls.

WTF …Where’s my gotdang fart button!?!


Judgment (PS5) Review

Hold It In Contempt


HIGH Judgment is still a helluva videogame.

LOW This particular version of Judgment is a rip-off for those who already own it.

WTF At least they didn’t call it Judgment: Enhanced Edition.