Holding Out For A Hero
HIGH Lots of Suda’s trademark style.
LOW The gameplay’s nowhere near as inspired.
WTF Travis’ cat is capable of operating a fax machine.
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Senran Kagura: Burst Re:Newal Review
Her Back Pages
HIGH Homura’s final battle.
LOW Not even Jasmine stopped by?
WTF One menu screen focuses on someone trying to teach themselves to smile.
Soulcalibur VI Review
Rock, Paper, Scissors, Stab
HIGH New systems make the combat easy to pick up.
LOW Spammers online exploiting said new systems.
WTF Why the hell are custom characters allowed in ranked competition?
Save Me, Mr Tako: Tasukete Tako-San Review
Retro Octopus Politics
HIGH The surprisingly moving story.
LOW One-hit kills get old really quickly.
WTF Being able to switch between over ten color palettes on the fly.
Vane Review
It’s Really Weird
HIGH What?
LOW I’m confused.
WTF All of it. All of it.
Subnautica Review
Lost At Sea
HIGH The first two-thirds of the campaign are outstanding.
LOW The endgame is excruciatingly awful.
WTF Why is there never a map function?
Sanctus Mortem Review
Mortals, Gods, And The Inky Blackness Of Space
HIGH Exciting storyline and likable protagonists. Great plot twists!
LOW The last hour gets a bit grindy.
WTF Was behind the one door in the entire game that I couldn’t open???
Nairi: Tower Of Shirin Review
Missing A Chapter
HIGH A beautiful hand-drawn world.
LOW The tower puzzles.
WTF Destroying a marriage in exchange for… bolt cutters.
Just Cause 4 Review
No Real Reason
HIGH The destruction wrought by the new weather effects.
LOW The lack of commitment to said weather effects.
WTF The grapple upgrades, which have zero practical use.
Persona 3: Dancing In Moonlight / Persona 5: Dancing In Starlight Review
Shut Up And Dance!
HIGH “Blooming Villain” is a pretty great track…
LOW …that has three versions on a 26-track setlist.
WTF Those FMV ‘cutscene’ tracks look incredibly tacky.
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