Not Enough Brie On The Wienerschnitzel
HIGH Slaughtering digital Nazis is still the catnip I need these days
LOW A surprising lack of pizzazz.
WTF Was making the twins meat-headed ‘bros’ a weird attempt at equality?
Wolfenstein: Youngblood Review
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Contra Anniversary Collection Review
If It Bleeds, We Can Kill It
HIGH Getting a re-release of Hard Corps after 25 years is awesome.
LOW Saying the collection features ten games is a tad disingenuous.
WTF Probotector is a real thing? That’s astoundingly dumb and I love it so much.
F1 2019 Review
Rubbin’, Son, Is Racin’
HIGH The Formula 2 addition is both substantial and welcome
LOW The “Legends” DLC is a monumental disappointment
WTF A setting for tax evasion would make it more authentic
Observation Review
Daisy… Daaaaaiiissyyyyy
HIGH Exemplary production values and atmosphere.
LOW It’s a great 8hr game that could’ve been an extraordinary 6hr game.
WTF: Ok, this style of play has officially become its own genre now.
Jupiter & Mars Review
Prevent Pollution By Putting Everyone To Sleep
HIGH A nice environmentalist undertone.
LOW Constantly slamming on the X button to make the levels navigable.
WTF Awkward, uncomfortable PSVR implementation.
RemiLore: Lost Girl In The Lands Of Lore Review
Have Grimoire, Will Travel
HIGH Satisfying combat, beautiful locations.
LOW Restarting from the beginning of a world when Remi is defeated.
WTF so, it just ends like that?
Castlevania Anniversary Collection Review
Nothing Miserable About This Pile Of Secrets
HIGH Castlevania III is the greatest NES game ever made. Fight me.
LOW Trying to get excited for sub-par Game Boy games on a 4KTV.
WTF Why did it take 25 years to re-release Castlevania: Bloodlines?
Bow To Blood Review
Grand Prize In The Skies
HIGH Solid airship combat where choices matter.
LOW The orb enemies I have to shoot with a pistol.
WTF Why am I collecting sky squid eggs again?
Fate/Extella Link Review
A Link To The Future
HIGH Refined systems, upgraded graphics, and the same sense of speed.
LOW Perfunctory multiplayer and poorer performance on Switch.
WTF What future Fate games will be colonized by Fate/Grand Order?
Warplanes: WW2 Dogfight Review
Puppy Fights
HIGH Plane explosions are notably satisfying.
LOW The 15-ish hours of grinding to get every plane. Per faction.
WTF You want me to sink a German Aircraft Carrier? Um… What?
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