Maybe Too Simple?
HIGH Soaring around the fountain in “Romance”.
LOW Being repeatedly led to my death by the little light in “Hope”.
WTF What is with the giant snails and flowers?
Arise: A Simple Story Review
Tag: review
Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order Review
The Force Goes Back To Sleep
HIGH Deflecting
a blaster bolt back at the guy who fired it.
LOW Cal is the worst.
WTF An actor forgot what accent he was supposed to be doing.
Pathologic 2: The Marble Nest Review
Benign
HIGH “Taking heart.”
LOW The lack of options and lack of general anxiety.
WTF Selling what was previously a demo to people who already own the full game.
Age Of Wonders: Planetfall Review
(Space) Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
HIGH Spectacular combo of grand strategy and tactical combat.
LOW Rough tutorial, inconsistent AI, unstable multi, minor UI bugs.
WTF The “succubots” slapping their own butts as idle animation.
Shenmue III Review
Excuse Me…
HIGH SHENMUE III IS A REAL VIDEOGAME AND I PLAYED IT.
LOW Will be seen as as laughably dated to newcomers.
WTF The 19 different ways western voice actors say the name “Ryo”.
Hunt: Showdown Review
Surviving The Game
HIGH High-tension multiplayer stakes.
LOW There is only so much my heart can take.
WTF That Spider boss is too realistic.
Reventure (Switch) Review
Try, Try Again
HIGH Yes, the developers did think of that.
LOW A handful of jokes and references don’t land.
WTF Those poor dolphins…
Moons of Madness Review
The Red And Black Planet
HIGH Routine Martian maintenance.
LOW Stunlock-happy killbots.
WTF Are we ever going to get to the fireworks factory?
Ghostbusters: The Videogame Remastered Review
Choose The Form Of The Destructor
HIGH About a bajillion times better than the 2016 movie.
LOW Not the strongest remaster. It’s also incomplete.
WTF Dan Aykroyd’s actual thoughts on ghosts, and many other topics.
Cat Quest II Review
Questing For Warm & Fuzzy Feelings
HIGH cute cartoon animals in medieval armor.
LOW It’s a little too simple.
WTF Cathulu.
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