Dreams Are Fragile Things
HIGH Passing ten obstacles without touching the controller once.
LOW Multiple sets of rotating blades with no gap between them.
WTF That clown might be a little too scary, honestly.
Rest In Pieces Review
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Valfaris Review
No One Can Destroy The Metal
HIGH This game shreds so damn hard.
LOW Umm… Uhh… The story is kinda meh?
WTF: It’s a 2D side-scrolling indie action platformer that isn’t a Metroidvania?!?
Devil’s Hunt Review
Fist Of The Douche
HIGH Satan’s Hell Cathedral is beautiful.
LOW The combat is a dispiriting slog in a combat-only game.
WTF The giant snake that leaves without bothering to have a boss fight.
Grandia HD Collection Review
Pure JRPG Comfort Food
HIGH Two bonafide JRPG classics presented the best they’ve ever been…
LOW …But still not presented in a manner fitting for games such as these.
WTF I’m so sick of HD “collections” that are incomplete.
Mable And The Wood Review
Feed It Into The Chipper
HIGH A lush soundtrack.
LOW Falling into a deathtrap I couldn’t see.
WTF Is that lava? Why isn’t it giving off light during the dark segments?
Children Of Morta Review
Generations Of Guardians
HIGH Exciting battles against impossible odds. A terrific story.
LOW An ill-advised timed section.
WTF Did we really need jiggle effects for pixel-art characters?
Untitled Goose Game Review
Honk If You’re Misanthropic
HIGH A dedicated honk button.
LOW An occasionally-nauseating camera.
WTF The logic behind the trick for getting into the pub.
Solo: Islands Of The Heart (PS4) Review
Forever Alone
HIGH The shadow-puzzle rooms.
LOW The concept
WTF The unambiguously male character is an old dude with a white beard?
For The King Review
All Hail
HIGH That first patch.
LOW With friends like these…
WTF I need to pollute the seas to save me from a kraken?
Mutazione Review
Home Away From Home
HIGH Fantastic art. Nails the feeling of a small community.
LOW It often cuts away from a scene when a pause would be nice.
WTF Spelling it ‘woah’.
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