Tag: review

No More Heroes III Review

Point After Touchdown

HIGH There’s a move called the “Screw****er Death Kick”

LOW The open world traversal is downright awful

WTF Could we maybe get just one woman in a Suda game that isn’t a sexual fetish come to life?


R-Type Final 2 Review

Kickstarter: Nothing Is Final Any More


HIGH A respectful ode to both the source material and a dormant genre.

LOW It’s not the most welcoming of titles.

WTF …Maybe going with “Final” was a bad naming convention?


Oddworld: Soulstorm Review

A Fine Macrobrew


HIGH Exceptional production values with outstanding in-engine cinematics.

LOW It’s a franchise still defined by cheap deaths due to finicky controls.

WTF …Where’s my gotdang fart button!?!


Judgment (PS5) Review

Hold It In Contempt


HIGH Judgment is still a helluva videogame.

LOW This particular version of Judgment is a rip-off for those who already own it.

WTF At least they didn’t call it Judgment: Enhanced Edition.


Super Meat Boy Forever Review

Throwing The Bandaged Hamburger Baby Out With The Bathwater

HIGH This team can still make a game that controls with expert precision.

LOW Zero flair and zero soul to speak of.

WTF…did anybody at Team Meat ever write down what people liked about the first game?