HIGH Shodan is an outright creepy antagonist.
LOW The lack of guidance isn’t inviting to new players.
WTF There’s a gorilla-tiger hybrid!
Tag: retro
Cannon Dancer: Osman Review
HIGH Incredibly fast action. Colorful and vibrant.
LOW It starts crazy difficult, ramps up to nigh impossible. Disappointing overall package.
WTF No, seriously, just WTF?
SVG Review: Homebody
This is a transcript excerpt covering the score awarded to Homebody on the So Videogames podcast, episode 341: Whattaya Gonna Do. (The game was also discussed in episode 339: Toilet Talk.)
CRIT HIT VIDEO Melon Journey: Bittersweet Memories
Today GameCritics is happy to present this video covering Melon Journey: Bittersweet Memories from guest contributor Arlyeon. For more from Arlyeon, you can check out their YouTube channel or their Discord.
Colossal Cave Review
HIGH It’s Colossal Cave, in 3D!
LOW It’s Colossal Cave… in 3D. Also, “Orient Room?” Really? In 2023?
WTF Is murdering dwarves fun for you, adventurer?
Starfighter Renegade Review
HIGH Cool old-school space shooter aesthetic with Defender vibes.
LOW Insta-kills from swarming enemies. Frequent crashes, bugs, and lock-ups
WTF How do the scout ships not shake themselves apart when they swerve like that?
Orebody: Binder’s Tale Video Review
HIGH Nails the classic NES aesthetic.
LOW Also nails the bad aspects of the NES aesthetic.
WTF Enemies that match the color of the background.
Buddy Simulator 1984
HIGH Different graphic styles and a suspenseful story.
LOW Having to write the command prompt to enter the game.
WTF I had a dead grandma in my inventory.
Mecha Ritz: Steel Rondo Review
HIGH Taking down a massive boss in seconds with a tiny, overpowered ship
LOW No continues.
WTF Seriously, no continues.
Klonoa Phantasy Reverie Review
HIGH Simplistic gameplay paired with immaculate vibes.
LOW Might be too simplistic at times.
WTF The menu music reminds me of the Green Acres theme.
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