Playing The Same Level 18 Times
HIGH A ’90s throwback with fast and smooth gameplay.
LOW The uninspiring and repetitive levels.
WTF Great (but minimal) music on a constant loop.
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Tag: retro
Wildbus Review
The Guns On The Bus Go Round And Round…
HIGH Shooting golden turds via toilet gun.
LOW Trying to jump behind objects.
WTF Shooting golden tur- wait, did I already say that?
Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl Arcade Edition Review
I Got Nothin’
HIGH A classic-looking 8-bit beat-’em-up.
LOW It’s very, very difficult.
WTF Why do dropped items disappear after only five seconds??
Retro Machina Review
Retro Not Just In Name
HIGH Enjoyable combat with an interesting art style.
LOW A very limited set of skills and not enough enemy types.
WTF Wait… it’s not a metroidvania ?!
Narita Boy Review
Of Love & Nostalgia
HIGH Unique art direction that brings back memories.
LOW Too many fetch quests — better to call the game Errand Boy instead!
WTF No remappable controls again!? Why does this keep happening to me?
Golden Force Review
All That Glitters
HIGH Beating a really difficult section, especially in co-op.
LOW The extreme difficulty and odd slowdown.
WTF The co-op only bugs.
Antonball Deluxe Review
Was Playing With My Balls Always This Difficult?
HIGH Controls are tight, and the music absolutely slaps.
LOW No one is online to play with.
WTF Paul.
Dragonborne Review
Let Sleeping Dragons Lie
HIGH Lovely presentation reminiscent of a high-quality Game Boy game.
LOW Combat is unintuitive, and at times unnecessary.
WTF: I can’t believe I used to think 8-bit music in headphones was pleasant.
SNK Vs Capcom: The Match Of The Millennium Review
Valid In Any Given Millennium
HIGH This game is cute, concentrated nostalgia.
LOW Unlocking characters is a bit too random.
WTF I legitimately found myself trying to use Yuri’s moves while playing as Sakura.
Cyber Shadow Review
Great, Beyond A Shadow Of Doubt
HIGH Great graphics, great controls, fantastic bosses.
LOW A few platforming sections require a little too much precision.
WTF Wait, how long have I been able to swing my sword upward!?
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