Everything Old Is Rad Again
HIGH The levels look modern without losing the classic vibe.
LOW Timed fetchquests are still annoying.
WTF Some of these guys haven’t aged well.
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 1 + 2 Review
Tag: retro
Tamarin Review
Stop Or My Monkey Will Shoot
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are wonderful.
LOW The gunplay and platforming feel stiff.
WTF The ridiculous image of a monkey being given a gun.
Moon Review
Because That’s What Heroes Do
HIGH Saving Perogon.
LOW Every second playing the awful spaceship minigame.
WTF What happens when you follow the Baker home from the bar.
Darius Cozmic Collection Reivew
Space Oddity
HIGH Excellent emulation quality. Some great console rarities included.
LOW No supplemental material, no sound test mode.
WTF A Darius collection without Zuntata’s music front and center?!?
Namco Museum Archives Vol. 1 & 2 Review
I’ve Got Pac-Man (And Galaga, And Mappy, And Splatterhouse) Fever!
HIGH A “demastered” version of Pac-Man: CE is included.
LOW A lack of personality.
WTF Seriously, Pac-Man: CE rules as an 8-bit game.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated Review
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
Streets Of Rage 4 Review
Violence Is Golden
HIGH Blaze Fielding, of course.
LOW Seriously, why do so many enemies have super armor?
WTF There’s something suspicious being shipped off to Paris…
Double Dragon & Kunio-Kun: Retro Brawler Bundle Review
From The Streets To The Courts
HIGH An astounding collection of games for the price.
LOW Wonky controls and odd video options can stall the action.
WTF Why can’t
the NBA develop triple levels of nets?
Disney Classic Games: Aladdin And The Lion King Review
Be Prepared
HIGH The museum section offers significant historical value.
LOW The collection is missing Aladdin’s Capcom-made SNES version.
WTF Lion King is still stupidly hard.
The Ninja Saviors: Return Of The Warriors review
Revenge Of The Ninja
HIGH Learning to chain disparate moves into screen-clearing combos.
LOW The entire experience will last only a few hours for most people.
WTF The designer of these killer robots sure liked the female form a lot…
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