HIGH The Ninja Gaiden series is finally available on PC!
LOW It’s a barebones port offering few additional features or graphic options.
WTF It seems a little suspicious that only the source code for the original Itagaki versions were lost…
HIGH The soundtrack is a time capsule of mid-2000s goodness.
LOW Events get repetitive after earning a few licenses
WTF What happened to the sponsored preorder cars?
HIGH These games are exactly like I remembered – and still good.
LOW The maze in The Uninvited.
WTF Why no modern save state system or supporting historical content?
HIGH This version is best possible way to play an absolute classic.
LOW The implementation of the brush mechanics is still a little finicky.
WTF I wanna party with Issun.
HIGH The wide array of sandbox zombie slaughter challenges.
LOW How are the boss fights even worse this time?
WTF Frank’s wrestling onesie.
HIGH Chainsaw + Kayak Paddle = the most fun you’ll ever have navigating a horde of zombies.
LOW That last boss fight somehow manages to be a worse version of Dead Rising‘s worst boss fight.
WTF Chuck, you’ve been framed for mass murder, so stop telling people who you are. And lose the jacket.
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