Better, But Still Broken
HIGH The character designs are great — both grotesque and attractive in equal measure.
LOW Getting repeatedly one-shotted in the multiplayer mode.
WTF Ayana’s grappling hook needs way more explanation than it gets.
Extinction Review
Attack On Shite(an)
HIGH The first time decapitating a Ravenii’s neat, I guess.
LOW Anything requiring any sort of precision movement.
WTF What part of this game remotely suggests that it’s worth sixty dollars?
Masters Of Anima Review
Questionable Strength In Numbers
HIGH Commanding mobs of a hundred or more feels badass.
LOW The last few fights really soured the joy of the mid-game.
WTF What’s with the cutscene resolution?
Attack On Titan 2 Review
I Kill Giants
HIGH The same great hook as before, working better than it ever has.
LOW Enough recycling to make Greenpeace proud.
WTF I was Attack on Titan‘s hero all along! Who knew?!
Metal Gear Survive Second Opinion
Stayin’ Alive
HIGH A fantastic blend of survival gameplay and tactical action.
LOW Too many people dead-set against the game for external reasons.
WTF The ‘restart only’ option on timed missions is a huge bummer.
Minit Review
Brevity Or Bust
HIGH The old man on the pier.
LOW A rather generic final boss.
WTF The settings menu has a… vegan option?
Burnout Paradise Remastered Review
Do A Barrel Roll!
HIGH The soundtrack is a time capsule of mid-2000s goodness.
LOW Events get repetitive after earning a few licenses
WTF What happened to the sponsored preorder cars?
Symmetry Review
In Space, No One Can Hear You Swear
High Deep space survival has never felt so perfect.
Low It’s also punishing to the point of frustration.
WTF Why is there a button to kill my people?
Sine Mora EX Review
Go Back To The Boom
HIGH Scylla and Charybdis.
LOW The flying Maze boss.
WTF Is that a giant robot mosquito?
Far Cry 5 Review
Red State
HIGH Watching a flaming turkey light a field on fire.
LOW Dividing the game into three regions makes the story feel disconnected.
WTF The conclusion and everything about it.
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