A Gentler Fox Hunt
HIGH The Mouse Guardian.
LOW The “Starstuff” levels require more precision than the controls deliver.
WTF Girl, I don’t think you really wanna hug that porcupine.
Gravity Ghost Review
Tag: Platformer
Unruly Heroes Review
Disorderly Foursome
HIGH The numerous boss battles.
LOW The frustratingly difficult final stages.
WTF The dolphin mini-boss.
Awesome Pea Review
Pea? Yes. Awesome? Meh.
HIGH The sweet, sweet nostalgia of Game Boy inspired graphics.
LOW Looking at the same assets over and over. And over. And over.
WTF The game is about a leaping pea.
Battle Princess Madelyn Review
A Dog-Gone Shame
HIGH Diverse, beautiful worlds to explore
LOW Punishing difficulty, bugs
WTF How do the NPCs arrive at those impossible-to-reach platforms?
Save Me, Mr Tako: Tasukete Tako-San Review
Retro Octopus Politics
HIGH The surprisingly moving story.
LOW One-hit kills get old really quickly.
WTF Being able to switch between over ten color palettes on the fly.
Chasm (Xbox One) Review
More Of A Steep Incline, Really
HIGH Tight controls.
LOW That final boss.
WTF Why hide a clue for a puzzle in a collectible item?
Guacamelee! 2 Review
Así-Así
HIGH Going on rampages as the giant chicken.
LOW The final dungeon feels like it goes on forever.
WTF Flame Face’s needlessly convoluted combos.
Nefarious Review
Being Bad Is Just Okay
HIGH Playing as the villain instead of the hero.
LOW Loadtimes that belong in a PS1 Game
WTF Who put all this story in a platformer!?
Mega Man 11 Review
Changing Gears On The Standard
HIGH The new gear system is perfection.
LOW Bounce Man’s Stage.
WTF Who wants an amusement park based on explosions?
The King’s Bird Review
Platformasochism
HIGH Wide-open levels offering lots of room to play with momentum.
LOW The most absurd difficulty spike I’ve seen in ages.
WTF Inexplicably dashing straight down into hazards.
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