Be The Goomba
HIGH New Donk City.
LOW The Broodals.
WTF Tacked-on motion controls? Still? Really, Nintendo?
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.