More Like Zel-Don’t
HIGH The opening setpiece is thrilling in a way the rest of the game isn’t.
LOW What if Ocarina of Time‘s Water Temple didn’t have a map?
WTF Now you want me to fast travel? No thanks, I’ll quit instead.
A Knight’s Quest Review
Tag: Platformer
Whipseey And The Lost Atlas Review
Somewhat Pleasant Platforming
High Anyone can pick it up and play with ease.
Low No checkpoints in any of the levels.
WTF Why does a Jack-in-the-Box shoot rockets?
Gravity Ghost Review
A Gentler Fox Hunt
HIGH The Mouse Guardian.
LOW The “Starstuff” levels require more precision than the controls deliver.
WTF Girl, I don’t think you really wanna hug that porcupine.
Unruly Heroes Review
Disorderly Foursome
HIGH The numerous boss battles.
LOW The frustratingly difficult final stages.
WTF The dolphin mini-boss.
Awesome Pea Review
Pea? Yes. Awesome? Meh.
HIGH The sweet, sweet nostalgia of Game Boy inspired graphics.
LOW Looking at the same assets over and over. And over. And over.
WTF The game is about a leaping pea.
Battle Princess Madelyn Review
A Dog-Gone Shame
HIGH Diverse, beautiful worlds to explore
LOW Punishing difficulty, bugs
WTF How do the NPCs arrive at those impossible-to-reach platforms?
Save Me, Mr Tako: Tasukete Tako-San Review
Retro Octopus Politics
HIGH The surprisingly moving story.
LOW One-hit kills get old really quickly.
WTF Being able to switch between over ten color palettes on the fly.
Chasm (Xbox One) Review
More Of A Steep Incline, Really
HIGH Tight controls.
LOW That final boss.
WTF Why hide a clue for a puzzle in a collectible item?
Guacamelee! 2 Review
Así-Así
HIGH Going on rampages as the giant chicken.
LOW The final dungeon feels like it goes on forever.
WTF Flame Face’s needlessly convoluted combos.
Nefarious Review
Being Bad Is Just Okay
HIGH Playing as the villain instead of the hero.
LOW Loadtimes that belong in a PS1 Game
WTF Who put all this story in a platformer!?
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