Stop Or My Monkey Will Shoot
HIGH The art style and soundtrack are wonderful.
LOW The gunplay and platforming feel stiff.
WTF The ridiculous image of a monkey being given a gun.
Tamarin Review
Tag: Platformer
Minoria Review
Minoria Changes To Be Expected
HIGH It’s a a sequel to Momodora!
LOW That second boss fight
WTF The art direction.
Spinch Review
A Spinch Of Goodness
HIGH The first half of the game.
LOW Horrible, horrible water levels.
WTF The “Catch the Cousin” minigames
Neon Abyss Review
Neon Gods
HIGH Blasting through gods like they’re nothing.
LOW The game has more content than playtime.
WTF Nothing for something is too often an outcome.
Panzer Paladin Review
Armed And Armored
HIGH Epic boss battles, cool weapons.
LOW Inventory management. Painfully difficult jumps.
WTF Did I kill a demon with an ice pop?
Urban Trial Tricky Review
Tricks And Treats
HIGH Stringing together a 57-multiplier combo.
LOW Concussion-inducing overhangs that are difficult to avoid.
WTF Doing the worm on a bike 20 feet in the air.
Alwa’s Legacy Review
Sticking To The Basics
HIGH Beautiful pixel art and worthwhile exploration.
LOW The plotholes.
WTF The Ancient Catacombs.
Neversong Review
When Adults Go Bonkers
HIGH Unsettling, yet fascinating atmosphere.
LOW Mediocre gameplay mechanics and platforming.
WTF Beating knife-wielding grown-ups with a bat.
This Is Not A Review: MindSeize
Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
The subject of this installment: MindSeize, developed and published by Kamina Dimension.
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom – Rehydrated Review
Bringing It Around Town!
HIGH The writing and look of classic SpongeBob.
LOW Textures look a little rough.
WTF What’s up with Mr. Krabs’ voice?
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