Welcome to This Is Not A Review. In these articles we discuss general impressions, ideas and thoughts on any given game, but as the title implies, it’s not a review. Instead, it’s an exercise in offering a quick recommendation (or dismissal) after spending enough time to grasp the ideas and gameplay of a thing without necessarily playing it from A to Z.
HIGH Large number of tables available right away.
LOW Another game adopting a season pass model.
WTF Stupid, sexy, 3D Bride of Pinbot animation.
HIGH An excellent, digitally recreated pinball table.
LOW Price compared to other tables on Pinball FX3.
WTF For such a common shot, I rarely activated the bumper event.
A Circus, Some Magic, And Gofers!
HIGH Not a single bad table in the bunch.
LOW Timers that keep running while the ball is not in play.
WTF Missile launchers on a golf course!?
A Monstrously Good Time
HIGH The Monster Bash multi-ball.
LOW It’s only a two-table pack.
WTF The whole idea behind a monster rock band.
Rebuilding The Information Superhighway
HIGH Strong art design, the premise is great.
LOW Spinning a laser structure the wrong way and frying my last ball.
WTF Why is barely anything explained?
HIGH Wonderful art design.
LOW A few of the rooms can be frustrating.
WTF Why does it run out of steam so fast?