The Magic Wears Off

HIGH Incredible physics.
LOW Dull combat and dark, repetitive levels.
WTF Right, so who the hell am I?
HIGH Incredible physics.
LOW Dull combat and dark, repetitive levels.
WTF Right, so who the hell am I?
HIGH It has a great sense of style.
LOW The framerate tanks this badly on a Vita port?
WTF ‘Chicken Constable Honetsuki Juju’.
HIGH This is some of the finest videogame combat ever created.
LOW Buff Totems are still inexplicably awful additions to any encounter.
WTF They removed the DOOG easter egg? Give it back, cowards!
HIGH Brilliant illustrations, solid writing, great music.
LOW Poor AI/pathfinding, uneven balance, large armies are awkward to control.
WTF It’s 2020 – why are we still putting stealth missions into RTS games?
HIGH Sharing a biscuit over tea with the owl.
LOW Having to backtrack two rooms to find a clue I forgot about.
WTF Breaking all the tombstones in the cemetery.
HIGH Zeus’ chain-lightning boons.
LOW The fourth biome is less interesting than the preceding three.
WTF Surely I’ll hit repeat dialogue eventually, right…?
HIGH Epic boss battles, cool weapons.
LOW Inventory management. Painfully difficult jumps.
WTF Did I kill a demon with an ice pop?
HIGH It’s Crysis on a handheld!
LOW It’s Crysis on a handheld.
WTF Why would they release the Switch port before the more powerful consoles?
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HIGH The unique minion movement system accents strategic elements. LOW Starting a new run. WTF The kamikaze minion.Rogue Summoner Review
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