Rustler’s alternate title “Grand Theft Horse” lets players know almost everything they need to about the premise. As a classic-GTA throwback offering a top-down camera and random, bloody violence, Rustler puts players in control of a petty criminal who elects to work his way up through the bleak medieval world he’s been born into via a series of thefts, murders, and extravagant pranks.
Tag: Open World
Gotta Find ’em All! Seriously, you do.
HIGH The final spirit bomb is beautiful.
LOW Skipping over the journey inside Buu with a voice-over.
WTF Mr. Satan is so much more of a hero than I remembered!
Changing Regimes, One Bullet At A Time
HIGH A sniping post across a lake from a chalet with glass walls.
LOW Why doesn’t this super-mask work?
WTF Why do I have to worry about windspeed in an underground lab?
HIGH The constant stream of Likes from people using my structures.
LOW One dreadful product placement.
WTF Guillermo del Toro’s character is voiced by someone else?
Strands Across America
HIGH The online sharing is one of the coolest things ever in a game.
LOW The storytelling is absolute junk.
WTF Hideo Kojima has all the subtlety of a custard pie to the face.
Lacking The Elementary
HIGH Phenomenally designed moral choices.
LOW Unbearable combat feels forced.
WTF “The Sea” impregnated someone’s wife??
High Use of Hawaiian folklore gives a unique flavor.
Low Exploitable combat and repetitive quests.
WTF The audio choices, or lack thereof.