First Man Standing
HIGH Finding a scope.
LOW Not finding a scope.
WTF Couldn’t they make the S12Ks pink or something so I wouldn’t keep thinking they’re rifles?
Tag: Online Multiplayer
Destiny 2 Review
Your Destiny Lies Elsewhere
HIGH The music’s really nice!
LOW The endgame feels like a pointless waste of time.
WTF Main bad guy annihilates humanity’s last refuge, then sits on his ass for the rest of the campaign.
Raiders Of The Broken Planet Review
Aiming At The Wrong Target
HIGH Great cast, great style.
LOW The battle against General Marmalade.
WTF That pineapple.
Auto Age: Standoff Review
Burn Rubber (And Your Foes!)
HIGH Speeding up the wall of a dam and straight into a water pipe while under fire.
LOW A boss with an unrestricted ability to heal.
WTF Why no campaign?
Absolver Review
Yellow Belt
High The aesthetics are awesome.
Low Getting gangbanged five-on-one during the first hour of gameplay.
WTF For an online-focused game, how are the servers this poor?
Splatoon 2 Review
HIGH Salmon Run.
LOW Not being able to play Salmon Run whenever I want.
WTF WHY CAN’T I PLAY SALMON RUN WHENEVER I WANT?!
LawBreakers Review
Goal Makers, Life Takers, Don’t You Mess Around With Me
HIGH Letting the other team charge the battery to 100% and then stealing it.
LOW The dialog and aesthetic are thoroughly forgettable.
WTF The tutorials are literally just YouTube videos? What is this, Elite Dangerous?
Injustice 2 Review
To Skip It Would Be An Injustice
HIGH The highly polished, fleshed-out campaign.
LOW Microtransactions.
WTF The final boss has a move that hits for 50% health.
Gigantic Review
A Gigantic Amount Of Enjoyment
HIGH Tight controls make complex attacks a breeze, even in the most chaotic battles.
LOW After countless beta time, this amount of downtime between matches is disappointing.
WTF Another pummeling loss, driving players straight to the Ultimate Pack upgrade.
Arms Review
Sweat It Out
HIGH The satisfying muscle aches following a productive session.
LOW That awful solo mode.
WTF Ranked multiplayer getting walled off behind said solo mode.
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