Champions In Arms
HIGH The bombastic combat is deliciously satisfying.
LOW The framerate can dip to catastrophically low levels.
WTF Voice acting for female NPC shop owners is… rather sensual.
Hyrule Warriors: Age Of Calamity Review
Tag: Omega Force
Attack On Titan 2 Review
I Kill Giants
HIGH The same great hook as before, working better than it ever has.
LOW Enough recycling to make Greenpeace proud.
WTF I was Attack on Titan‘s hero all along! Who knew?!
Samurai Warriors: Spirits Of Sanada Review
Samurai Smackdown
High The multi-stage battle system.
Low It would look dated on a PS3. And it’s not on PS3.
WTF I trampled you with a horse… you’re more than “K.O.’ed”
Romance Of The Three Kingdoms: Fame And Strategy Expansion Pack Bundle Review
Bloody, Chaotic Periods Of Human History Make Killer Videogames
HIGH Commanding 100,000 troops to lay waste to the evil Cao Cao.
LOW Turning my fingers into pretzels trying to input certain commands.
WTF Buying two 700 year-old, 750 page novels to better grasp what the hell all of this is about.
Samurai Warriors 4: Empires Review
Who warmed these sandals?
HIGH Watching my created character going rampant with Saika's rifle.
LOW Plodding through the protracted endgame of a custom campaign.
WTF That random, spontaneous marriage.
Arslan: The Warriors Of Legend Review
This! Is! Pars!
HIGH Surprisingly enough for a Warriors game, the story…
LOW …that ends halfway through.
WTF A naïve young prince with a kill count in the tens of thousands?!
Dynasty Warriors 8: Empires Review
Its reach exceeds its grasp
HIGH The thrill of watching the kill-count rack up over a thousand.
LOW Roaming endlessly through nondescript maps and menus.
WTF Picking off enemies running alongside you… to nowhere.
One Piece: Pirate Warriors 3 Review
Gum Gum Beatdown bonanza!
HIGH Beating down thousands of foes feels good.
LOW It gets repetitive quick, and the camera is terrible.
WTF Who thought Buggy Balls was a cool name?
Toukiden: Age of Demons Second Opinion
Out for a limb
HIGH Perfectly timing a super attack to cleave filthy Oni limbs.
LOW As good as the combat is, it eventually grows stale through repetition.
WTF I need a tail from this Oni. Now that it’s dead, I can’t chop it off.
Hyrule Warriors Review
It Smells Nice Too
HIGH The Dynasty Warriors take on classic Cucco rage.
LOW Some massive slowdown in local co-op.
WTF The one big reference to Majora's Mask. Just… wait for it.
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