Not Just For Kids

HIGH The lush, colorful art style.
LOW Some gameplay styles work better than others.
WTF Gating progress with collectibles.
HIGH The lush, colorful art style.
LOW Some gameplay styles work better than others.
WTF Gating progress with collectibles.
HIGH The light and shadow system creates some clever puzzles.
LOW A few moments of trial-and-error thanks to artificially high difficulty.
WTF All those little girls' corpses hanging from trees.
HIGH There is a ton of game here to enjoy…
LOW …but far too much is initially locked away.
WTF Where does Killia hide all that curry?
High: The complexity of the moral choices is interesting.
Low: Gameplay is simple. And not in a good way.
WTF: A red-haired, black-wearing antiheroine who sounds like Michelle Ruff? Where have we seen that before?
Prinnies, Rhapsody, Evil Protagonists, and More…
HIGH The attack animations look cool.
LOW Suffering through some truly awful dialogue.
WTF "Your ti**ies look like a couple of big ol' turkeys!"
HIGH The zone system and linking are great concepts.
LOW Moving one character three pixels too far over means annihilation.
WTF Why do the developers fail to explain so much?
HIGH Pleasantly nonsensical story, deep gameplay.
LOW Not newcomer friendly, steep learning curve.
WTF What is with Valvatorez and those sardines?
HIGH Punching God right in his stupid smug face.
LOW The game demands that players grind for levels in order to have a chance of beating bosses.
WTF Seriously? Cinderella is wishing her life wasn't so anti-feminist? That's amazing!
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