Barrel roll away from this thing
HIGH The splash screen is pretty.
LOW The controls, and how they sink everything else.
WTF Star Fox 64 isn’t even available on North America’s Wii U store?!
HIGH Nagi's affinity quest. That certain cut-scene puts the main campaign to shame.
LOW A tie between the main story, the forced grinding, and anything to do with Lin.
WTF The bunny suits are more expensive than a war machine of capable of complete annihilation?
HIGH: Holistically rethinks the shooter…
LOW: …but locks some content behind hard-to-find amiibo.
WTF: The post-apocalyptic story. No, really.
HIGH: 3… 2… 1… YES!
LOW: 3… 2… NOOOOO!
WTF: Gravity-inverting blocks?!
HIGH Toppling a ferocious dragon with a massive, exhilarating combo.
LOW Long-winded conversations.
WTF Each song that plays when a job is mastered.
HIGH: Exhilarating, fast-paced battles.
LOW: Unfortunately, the battles pop up a bit too frequently.
WTF: Let's just say that some of the "Denpa" men aren't going to win any beauty contests…
HIGH The Dynasty Warriors take on classic Cucco rage.
LOW Some massive slowdown in local co-op.
WTF The one big reference to Majora's Mask. Just… wait for it.
HIGH Rainbow Road, which is so beautiful and awe -inspiring that epic songs should be penned about it right now and passed down from generation to generation.
LOW The AI has undoubtedly improved, but it's still immensely irritating at times.
WTF It's a toss up between Luigi's death stare and the blue shell still being a thing. Gyah!
HIGH The way the game integrates its social aspects into the final boss fight.
LOW The four chapters leading up to that boss fight.
WTF Every time the smooth jazz started up after a special attack.
1995's EarthBound (SNES) is a widely known and beloved game, but one that sold so poorly upon release that it's probably beloved by significantly more people now than ever bought the original cartridges.