Apex Predator
HIGH Super streamlined, lean and mean!
LOW The tutorials are still kinda miserable.
WTF How many goddamned Great Izuchi tails am I gonna need here?
Monster Hunter Rise Review
Tag: Multiplayer
What The Fork Review
Not Too Forking Bad
HIGH Playing creative levels with friends.
LOW Playing alone.
WTF Watching the forklift fly across the screen when the physics glitch out.
Kinetic Edge Review
Block Party
HIGH Multiplayer races are turbulent goodness.
LOW Some minigolf holes are infuriating.
WTF Gosh, my eyes hurt after playing for a while.
Clone Drone In The Danger Zone Preview
In the days of ancient Rome, slaves were pitted against Gladiators and creatures from exotic lands to engage in mortal combat for the entertainment of thousands at the Coliseum. Today, as with many things, we have robots do the job for us. Clone Drone in the Danger Zone is basically the cooler videogame version of those real-life Roman games, and it’s a grand time.
Bonkies Review
A Space Odyssey, Monkey Style!
HIGH Diverse levels and puzzle mechanics.
LOW Too difficult to play with… anyone, actually!
WTF No remappable controls in 2021? Are you serious!?
Phogs! Review
Canine Interest You In Doggos?
HIGH Buying all new hats and accessories for the dogs.
LOW Finding out I was almost at the end of the game.
WTF A very weird bug that stretched my dogs to infinity (and beyond!)
Octafight Review
Has Nothing To Do With Octopi
HIGH Matches are quick and perfect for pickup-and-play.
LOW No online mode or bots for single players.
WTF Pressing start can pause the main menu screen.
NHL 21 Review
The Chill Of Victory. The Agony Of Cold Feet.
HIGH The upgraded Be a Pro is a huge improvement.
LOW Player models are showing their age.
WTF The announcing in NHL Threes should be abandoned immediately.
Enlisted Preview
Enlisted is a bold attempt at tackling a bloated genre. The World War II shooter has more entries than I can count, but even bolder than trying to crack this style is that it’s also entering the similarly-crowded online-only field.
Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War Review
A New Red Scare
HIGH It’s still that same satisfying Call of Duty gameplay…
LOW …in a severely half-baked, racist and politically screwed-up package.
WTF Someone thought a dangerously right-wing game was needed in 2020?
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